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Jul
27
2016
Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya Iske


Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahi diya.
shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Hindi Songs their Medical Meanings


Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings
Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale – Fever
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge – Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai – Acidity
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon – Cataract
Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna – Alzheimer’s
Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole – Vertigo
Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi – Urinary Infection
Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai –Hypertension
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere – Corn On Feet
Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye –Insomnia
Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata – Piles
And Sabse Mast
Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai –Loose Motion

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
26 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
27
2016

ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4


ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
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Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj
Nikle Charon Aur....
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Irade Hain Kanyadaani
Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon
Kanyadaan Karne
Aaj Chale Hain Hum.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Salmaan- me jb shirt utarta hu to ghar k bahar


Salmaan- me jb shirt utarta hu to ghar k bahar
100 ikkathe ho jate h
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john- jb me shirt utarta hu to 1000 log ikkathe
hote h
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hrithik- ye to kuch ni h jb me shirt utarta hu to
5000 log ikkathe hote h
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sunnyleone- me kuch bolu :D :)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Apr
17
2016
Watching FAN right now Its just amazing and mind


Watching 'FAN' right now. It's just amazing and mind blowing. I will give it three stars out of five. You can also watch it live at your place. Just switch it on and it will start revolving at an amazing speed on the ceiling!!!

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
23
2016

Osama to Big B How are you


Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.
And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
15
2016

Kareena ko ladka hua


Kareena ko ladka hua,
bilkul kala.
Saif ne kaha:
tu gori, mein gora
ladka kaise kala?
kareena boli:
tu hot, mein hot
jal gya sala

Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
3
2016

Pighle neelam sa behta ye sama


Pighle neelam sa behta ye sama,
neeli neeli si khamoshiyan,
na kahin hai zameen na kahin aasmaan,
sarsaraati hui tehniyaan pattiyaan,
keh raheen hai bas ek tum ho yahan,
bas main hoon,
meri saansein hain aur meri dhadkanein,
aisi gehraiyaan, aisi tanhaiyaan,
aur main… sirf main.
Apne hone par mujhko yakeen aa gaya.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
7 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes