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Mar
3
2012

Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?


Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?

Ans: DHOBI

Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1519 Likes
301 Dislikes
Rating :   226 Votes


Jan
29
2012

Hindi class mein master ki


Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.



Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

Submitted By : Jagdish
Place : Wardha, Maharashtra
915 Likes
113 Dislikes
Rating :   118 Votes


Oct
14
2011

Husband: Darling good night Wife:


Husband: Darling good night.

Wife: Aise kaise good night?

Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then I feel right,
phir good night!

Submitted By : Mahavir
Place : Panchkula, Haryana
883 Likes
85 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes


Feb
10
2012

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka


Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya?

Madam: hann par tumhe kaise pata?

Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!

Submitted By : Madhav
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
654 Likes
79 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Nov
25
2011

Santa: My 8yr old son


Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.

Confused Banta: "How the hell?"

Santa: "He took a pin & made holes in all my condoms."

Submitted By : Ajay
Place : Shivpuri, Madhya Pradesh
1022 Likes
163 Dislikes
Rating :   134 Votes


Feb
9
2012

What did one breast say


What did one breast say to another breast?


"Sala crime niche wali gali mei hota hai, aur pakde hum dono jaate hain"

Submitted By : Radhika
Place : Vijayawada, Andhra Pradesh
644 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Nov
22
2011

Beta kya kaam karte ho?


Beta kya kaam karte ho?

"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."

Matlab?

"Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"

Woh Kaise?




"Bra banata hoon."

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Goa
473 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Oct
29
2011

A school boy was masturbating


A school boy was masturbating in school bathroom,

suddenly teacher came n open the door,

boy says- maam, 100 saal jiyogi app...:-)

Submitted By : Jitender
Place : Hoshiarpur, Punjab
658 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes