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Mar
20
2014

Penis insurance


Penis insurance ?

An extra smart guy was trying to pull the leg of insurance agent , and asks him : ?Do you do Penis Insurance ??

Agent : ?Yes , sir , we do Penis Insurance? .

Man : ?You replace with a new one ??

Agent : ?No , sir . Once it stops to work , we ensure free service to your wife for the rest of your Life? .....??

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
17 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jan
18
2014

Baba Saxidaas Se UnkeEk Bhakt


Baba Saxidaas Se UnkeEk Bhakt
NePucha. Bhakt: ?Babaji, YeBataye Ke
Ladkiyaan LadkoKi Sab Items
PehanLeti Hai JeseKi Pant, T-
Shirt, Jeans, Etc?? Baba Saxidaas: ?Hmmmm, To? Bhakt: ?Babaji Per Koi Aisi Item
Bhi To Hogi Jiss Per Kewal Ladko
Ka Hi AdhikarHo, Ladkiyaan Chah
KarBhi UsseNa PehanPaye?? Baba Ji Muskurate:?Haan, Ek
Item Aisi Hai Jisko Kewal Ladke
Hi Pehan Sakte Hai AurUsska
Naam Hai ?Condom? Its Our
Monopoly? BeProudOfIt

Submitted By : manjeet singh
Place : haridwar
15 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
19
2014

ladkiyan 4 chizo ki diwani hoti h


ladkiyan 4 chizo ki diwani hoti h..
1- make up
2- mobile phone
3- shopping
or
4- niche dekho.........
are yaar apne niche dekho

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Dec
30
2012

True Fact


True Fact..

Ladkiyo ka Dressing style Badal Gaya Lekin..




Paise Rakhne ki Jagah Nahi Badli..

Submitted By : bharat.d.panchal
Place : gujarat
5 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
15
2013

COMPANIES WHICH CAN MAKE CONDOMS...


Condoms...
Imagine if all these
companies start selling
condoms, they
won'teven have to
change their tag line:-
Pepsodent Condom-
"Raat bhar dishum
dishum."
Colgate Condom-
"Ye hai hamara
suraksha chakra."
Nokia Condom-
''Connecting people."
MRF Condom-
"Extra Rubber, Extra
Mileage."
Moov Condom-
"Ah se Aha tak."
Mirinda Condom-
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se
lage."
Godrej Hair Dye Condom-
"Kato, kholo or lagao."
Sprite Condom-
"Bujaye only Pyas baki
all bakwas."
Tata Sky Condom-
"Isko laga dala,toh life
jhingalala.."
The best one...
M seal condom -
"ek tapakti boond aapki
kismat badal sakti hai!."

Submitted By : Ganesh mazumdar...
Place : Mumbai
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Oct
29
2013

Condom hamesha safe hona chahiye


Condom hamesha safe hona chahiye?

Saste to aajkal kele bhi milte hai?

?

Boobs hamesha soft hone chahiye?

Bada to football bhi hota hai?

?

Ghar me sirf khidki honi chahiye?

Darvaza to Daya bhi tod deta hai?

?

Swimming pool humesha saaf hona chahiye?

Gehri to chut bhi hoti hai?

?

GF humesha sexy honi chahiye?

Virgin to aajkal mobile bhi hote hai?

?

Sex humesha passionately karna chahiye?

Position to fielder bhi change karta hai?

?

Insaan ke bache humesha 2 hi hone chahiye?.

8-10 ko janvar ke bhi hote hai?

?

Shaadi

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
11 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Aug
30
2013

tum khawabon main aaye aur


tum khawabon main aaye aur
tumhri bahon main kho gya

tum khawabon main aaye aur
tumhari bahon main kho gya


ab bus kro jalim ab to sach main nightfaal ho gya

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
5 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Nov
30
2013

BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH


BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:

3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(1) LUND
(2) PAHLI CHUDAI
(3) JAWANI


3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao

(1) LAUDA
(2) HATHODA
(3) DARU SANG SODA


3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo

(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI
(2) KHET ME KHUDAI
(3) DOST KI VIDAI


3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti

(1) RANDI KI CHOOT
(2) BIGDA HUA POOT
(3) AATA HUA MOOT


3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo

(1) SOYA LUND
(2) AATI THUND
(3) Mutual FUND


3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai

(1) KUNWARI CHOOT
(2) DAKU KI LOOT
(3) ATKA HUA MOOT


3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi

(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI
(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3) MERI YARI.

Men will be Men

Submitted By : sunil sj
Place : pithoragarh
41 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes