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Nov
7
2012

bacha-chut me land dalne do


bacha-chut me land dalne do
Girl-Tum Itne Chhote Ho Meri Jawani Ka Bojh Kaise Uthaoge?
bacha-Darling Chuha Bori Utha Nahi Sakta Par Fad To Skta H

Submitted By : Hemant Lalwani
Place : ajmer
29 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Jun
15
2013

1 Nangi ladki 20 Floor se giri


1 Nangi ladki 20 Floor se giri.
18 floor par 1 aadmi ne catch kiya, bola 'Chusegi' ???
Ladki shareef thi, manaa kar diya.
Aadmi ne usska hath chodd diya,

Iss barr 16 floor pe 1 aadmi ne catch kiya And bola 'Chudegi' ?
Ladki : No.
Usne bhi uska hath chodd diya
Ladki girne lagi, Gaand fati maut ke darr se, socha=-?kash unki baat man leti.
12 floor pe 1 aadmi ne phir catch kiya.
Ladki - Mein Chusungi bhi Chudungi bhi.
(Iss baar aadmi Shareef nikla ) Aadmi - Chal randi saali , Jaa, marr...

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE ONLY, SOMETIMES TWICE BUT NEVER THEREAFTER..
Saala tum logon ko achaa inspirational msg bhi samjhaane ke liye Sexy tareeke se bhejna paddta hai........ Kyon ki har ek frnd kamina hota hain..
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Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
25 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Apr
27
2013

Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice


Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice
Dil K Liye Pyaar ka Juice

Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice

Khush Rehne Ke Liye



Mera Choos..


Bhai dil par mat lena
Muh me lena..

Submitted By : cool susan
Place : Assam
12 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
16
2013
A girl wears sleeveless dress every time


A girl wears sleeveless dress every time.

On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L'.

friends ask: what does it means?

She said: I am cool.

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
6 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Dec
28
2012
Guptaji Koi aisi scheme lao ki 500 Rs ki shoping


Guptaji : Koi aisi scheme lao ki 500 Rs ki shoping pe sex free...

Dukandar: lo aap ko pta hi nhi, Ye scheme to last month thi or Bhabhiji ne 8 baar labh uthaya.

Submitted By : sattyapal
Place : arthe tal shirpur
5 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
30
2013

BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH


BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:

3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(1) LUND
(2) PAHLI CHUDAI
(3) JAWANI


3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao

(1) LAUDA
(2) HATHODA
(3) DARU SANG SODA


3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo

(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI
(2) KHET ME KHUDAI
(3) DOST KI VIDAI


3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti

(1) RANDI KI CHOOT
(2) BIGDA HUA POOT
(3) AATA HUA MOOT


3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo

(1) SOYA LUND
(2) AATI THUND
(3) Mutual FUND


3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai

(1) KUNWARI CHOOT
(2) DAKU KI LOOT
(3) ATKA HUA MOOT


3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi

(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI
(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3) MERI YARI.

Men will be Men

Submitted By : sunil sj
Place : pithoragarh
41 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


May
10
2013

Desperation is when ur in a taxi


Desperation is when ur in a taxi.Ur girlfriend texts u,"SEX TONIGHT?"

You type, "YES"

Then a thief snatches ur phone thru the window and instead of shouting for "HELP!"

You shout,"Send Maar.....!Send Maar! Bhen Chod..
Phone Leja magar Send to Maarrr"

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
19 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Aug
21
2013
2 Buddhe Nashe Me tunn Kothe Pe Sex Karne Gaye


2 Buddhe Nashe Me tunn Kothe Pe Sex Karne Gaye.

Koi Ladki Sex ke Liye Nahi Maani, to Agent ne unhe rubber doll Dummy Hawa Bharke de di, Aur Kaha Ladki Nashe Mein hai, Tum Apna Kaam kar Lo.

Subah Pehla Budda:- Yaar Ladki Nashe me Nahi thi, Lash thi Saali lash. Saari Raat Khud hi Hil Hil kar Sex kiya. Poora Shareer Dukh raha hai.

Dusra Budda:- Abe Mujhe to Bhoot de diya Behen chodo Ne. Maine josh Mein BOOB Par Kata, to Sooooooooooon Ki Awaaz K Sath Tez Hawa aayi, Aur Ladki Udd K, khidki K Bahar Chali Gai. Sari Raat Meri gaand Phati Rahi.

Submitted By : Kamy
Place : Delhi
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes