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Mar
3
2012

Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?


Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?

Ans: DHOBI

Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1519 Likes
301 Dislikes
Rating :   226 Votes


Nov
25
2011

Santa: My 8yr old son


Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.

Confused Banta: "How the hell?"

Santa: "He took a pin & made holes in all my condoms."

Submitted By : Ajay
Place : Shivpuri, Madhya Pradesh
1022 Likes
163 Dislikes
Rating :   134 Votes


Jan
29
2012

Hindi class mein master ki


Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.



Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

Submitted By : Jagdish
Place : Wardha, Maharashtra
915 Likes
113 Dislikes
Rating :   118 Votes


Oct
14
2011

Husband: Darling good night Wife:


Husband: Darling good night.

Wife: Aise kaise good night?

Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then I feel right,
phir good night!

Submitted By : Mahavir
Place : Panchkula, Haryana
883 Likes
85 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes


Oct
29
2011

A school boy was masturbating


A school boy was masturbating in school bathroom,

suddenly teacher came n open the door,

boy says- maam, 100 saal jiyogi app...:-)

Submitted By : Jitender
Place : Hoshiarpur, Punjab
658 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Feb
10
2012

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka


Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya?

Madam: hann par tumhe kaise pata?

Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!

Submitted By : Madhav
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
654 Likes
79 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Feb
9
2012

What did one breast say


What did one breast say to another breast?


"Sala crime niche wali gali mei hota hai, aur pakde hum dono jaate hain"

Submitted By : Radhika
Place : Vijayawada, Andhra Pradesh
644 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Sep
7
2011

Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe


Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur


Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah 8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!

Submitted By : Sanjay
Place : Jind, Haryana
563 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes