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Nov
22
2014

phodi phodi a ty lann lann


phodi phodi a ty lann lann






lann lain aian wein thaly

Submitted By : safian shekh
Place : adult
8 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
17
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h

Jidhar Dekho Sabhi Choot Ke Deewane Baithe Hai,
Hajaaro Mar Gaye Par Lakho Aur Taiyar Baithe Hai,
Sale Ek Choot Ke Piche Sab Kuch Apna Luta Dete Hai,
Aur Duniya Ko Kahte Hai Ki Hum Berojgaar Bethe Hai.

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : ratangarh
374 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   422 Votes


Aug
5
2013

Darwaje par phool latkaye baithe he


Darwaje par phool latkaye baithe he
Bistar ko scent se mahkaye baithe he
Diwangi to dekho bhenchodo ki
Suhagrat sham ko he aur condom subhah se lagaye baithe h..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
60 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


Aug
3
2013

Muhaware related to Gaand


Muhaware related to Gaand:
1. Gaand khujana :- Chintan karna
2. Gaand ghishna :- Parishram karna
3. Gaand Dikhana :- samasya se door bhagna
4. Gaand mein ungli karna :- Samasya Paida karna
5. Gaand mein balli karna:- Kaam ke liye kisi ko baar baar tokna
6. Gaand Jalna :- Irshya karna
7. Gaand Fatna :- Darr Jana
8. Gaand Marna :- Dushmani Nikalna
9. Gaand Marwana :- Gulami karna
10. Gaand mein Teetar ke Baal hona :- Bahut Active hona
11. Gaand pe Laat marna :- Reject karna
12. Gaand mein Ghushna:- Peeche par jana
13. Gaand Toadna :- Patak kar marna
14. Gaand Chodna :- Peeche se hamla karna
15. Gaand Chatna :- Chamchagiri Karna Aur
16. Gaand mein Keeda:- SMS chahe jitna Lamba ho Pura Padhana

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
64 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Feb
27
2013

Agr asma tak Hamare hath jate


Agr asma tak Hamare hath jate?..

Agr asma tak Hamare hath jate?..

To chand-sitaare Gaye bhosdeme?..

Hum pariyo k bhi "BALLs" DABA K Ate?.!;)

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
39 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Oct
5
2012

SHAM DIYO SE SJAYE BAITHE H,


SHAM DIYO SE SJAYE BAITHE H,

KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE H,

UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,

GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI H,

OR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE H.

Submitted By : Karanjeet
Place : Hisar
387 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   157 Votes


Jan
17
2014

arz kiya h


arz kiya h

josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte,
Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte,
Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi,
To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte..?

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : ratangarh
422 Likes
48 Dislikes
Rating :   475 Votes


Mar
16
2013

Kari kamai chokho kaam


Kari kamai chokho kaam
choot me loda hath me daam

Submitted By : Anil Agarwal
Place : jaipur
21 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes