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Jan
26
2013
A bank was planning to use Rakhi Sawants legs as t


A bank was planning to use Rakhi Sawants legs as the logo for its ATM..??


Just wanted customers to know that they are open 24 hours..

Submitted By : amit kataria
Place : sonipat
7 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Sep
27
2013

Three good manners of MALE penis


Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS- It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL- It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE- It bow down after the performance.

Submitted By : Narendra Singh Rathore
Place : Jodhpur
20 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Aug
1
2013

Sant kabir in computer


Sant kabir in computer...

"kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho"
aisa bhi din aayega,
chut chudegi computer se,
aur bacha fax se aayega"

Submitted By : surya sahu
Place : ratanpur
11 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Apr
18
2013

Galib ne begum ka Gila whisper dekha


Galib ne begum ka Gila whisper dekha
to arz kia...ghaagre ke niche se paani
laal aata h...wah wah...kya meri begum
ka bhonsda bhi paan khaata h...

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
67 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Jul
18
2012
Wo sochti hai ki hum unke bina jee nahi payenge


Wo sochti hai ki hum unke bina jee nahi payenge,

dard me umar bhar aansu bahayenge..

unki maa ka bhosdaa,

hum unse bhi mast maal pataayenge aur roj bajayenge......:)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
122 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   76 Votes


May
14
2013

A girl comes to late in


A girl comes to late in
shool:
Boys says: Chand taron ko
neend aa rahi hain,teri ma
ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain??
Girls says: Maa ki chut ka
mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra
chal kar le nasta???

Submitted By : sartaz
Place : pathakot
23 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jul
25
2013

SEx Poem


SEx Poem:
Fuck me hard...n fuck me deep..!
Don't stop..until i weep.!
Suck my boobs..n kis my lips!
Go on baby..shake my hips!
I love the feel of u in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun..kya chodte ho tusi!!
Eat my pussy..like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe..faad k meri chaddhi!
Woofer mai teri..tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chod ke aaya hai na..u liar?
Faad di hai tune..aj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna..jb tk mai ho na jaun
buddhi!!
Muh me lene ka aaj man hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja..lund pe saja k sehra!
Chudna chahti hun mai like a whore.!
Condoms lana.. one plus four...!!

Submitted By : Chweet sa choRa Vinay
Place : Baraut
22 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Aug
30
2013

ms galib


ms galib

vo jalim aaj jindgi k is mod pr
uski yaad aati h vo kitna door h


vo jalim aaj jindgi k is mod pr
uski yaad aati h vo kitna door h

jamm k chudai krta h sala chut
se city bajwane m kitna mashoor h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
10 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes