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May
14
2013

Bholi si surat


Bholi si surat
Gaand main masti
door khadi
sarmaye
Ek Ball dikhlyae
kabhi kabhi dusra
ball dikhaye
Meri nazar se tum
dekho to raand
nazar woh aaye

Submitted By : sartaz
Place : pathakot
23 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Feb
5
2013

randi ki duhai


Arz kiya hai randi ne:
sanam dheere se thoko
Mandi ka jamana hai
Is 4 inch ke ched (hole) se
Jindagi bhar kamana hai.

Submitted By : aman don
Place : jail
29 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Dec
17
2012
Chodo to kuch aisa chodo ki chut rone pe mazboor h


Chodo to kuch aisa chodo ki chut rone pe mazboor ho jaaye

hr jhtke main etna veerya(sperm) paida kro ki bccha hone pe mzboor ho jaaye.

Submitted By : raando ki raand
Place : jaipur
23 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jun
2
2013

For all fuckd up aashiqssArz kiya hai


For all fuckd up aashiqss.......Arz kiya hai:
Jis din un se dil laga bethe, Tanhai me sukun ki maa chuda bethe, Wo to so gyi bhenchod kisi or k bistarpe or hum apni hi jhato me aag laga bethe !

Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. Kyu ki wo kehti hai Pehle istemal karo phir vishwash karo !

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
28 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Oct
16
2012

chodan chodan kare sabhi...


chodan chodan kare sabhi

chod sake na koye

jab chodne ki bari ayi

land khara na hoye

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
48 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   97 Votes


Nov
14
2013

Latest from Sidhu


Latest from Sidhu......
Marzi Ka Sex Kabhi Paap Nahi Hota.
Piche se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap Nahi Hota.
Condom Jarur Lagana Mere Dost,
Q ki,
Khade Lund Ke Paas Dimag Nahi Hota....!!

Thoko tali.....

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
112 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   177 Votes


Aug
20
2013

ladkiya aapas main


ladkiya aapas main

ye teri salwaar deakh
gand main fass rhi h
dili padi gand ko kyu
jabrdasti kass rhi h

ye gaal tere kaise
phul gaye h
boobs b jhul
hi gaye h

ye chaal ka b nya andaaz h
ye aankho main kaisi laaz h

sari ladkiya puchti h
kisse marvakar aa rhi h

ye sun k.dusri ladki
jisse ye kl chudne ja rhi h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
11 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Oct
29
2013
Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada


Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada..

Wah!!!! Wah!!!!

Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada.. Wah!!!! Per age to kaho miya?

Per sanam ki bekhudi to dekho nange hi chale agai? Wah!!!! Wah!!!!

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
21 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   80 Votes