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Jun
12
2013

Seductive shaayari


Seductive shaayari:
.
.
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka..!! :P
.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.. :O
.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand
nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka..
.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se
daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka ?
.
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka..
.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha
ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulab ka..
.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se
karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab
ka.. ;)
.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai
jab andar jata hai..
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar
ka..!!

Submitted By : Sandeep
Place : Varanasi
43 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Jun
18
2013

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SAVAN KA MAHINA AUR POPAT KARE SHOR, THANDAK ITNI HAI KI SALAA.. SUSU AAYE MORE!

Enjoy Monsoon!!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
28 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jul
3
2013

Ladkio Se Mohabbat Ka


Ladkio Se Mohabbat Ka,
Hai Bus itna Sa Bharam...


Horizontal Hotho Se Shuru,

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
21 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   62 Votes


Sep
21
2013

Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi


Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi,
Ye wo khel Hai jisme sab kamyab nahi,
Jinhe ishq ki panah mili wo kuch hi log hai..
Or
Jinke lavde lag gaye unka to hisab nahi

Submitted By : divyesh
Place : mumbai
20 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Sep
27
2013

Three good manners of MALE penis


Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS- It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL- It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE- It bow down after the performance.

Submitted By : Narendra Singh Rathore
Place : Jodhpur
20 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Apr
8
2013

shayri


Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe
so gaya …..

l.b

Submitted By : ahmad
Place : new delhi
11 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
14
2013

Poem by a RAND


Poem by a RAND:
Main aayi shehar me logo ne
mujhe ghoora,
.
Bra khol mera doodh pee gaye
poora,
.
Ramu chacha aaye or mera daam
bol diya,
Kuch kahu uske pehle mera nada
khol diya, .
Unki harkat bahut acchi thi,
Agle hi pal unke hath me meri
kacchi thi,
.
Bed pe chaadar rang birangi thi,
Kuch hi palo me main poori nangi
thi, .
Unke paas na i-pill na nirodh tha,
Mere man me bas isi baat ka
virodh tha,
.
Main darti rahi aur karti rahi,
Chudne se pehle jitna khil khila
rahi thi,
Bed pe utna hi mai chilla rahi thi,
.
Lund unka meri chut ki waadiyo
me kho gaya,
.
Ab niche dekhiye aapka bhi khada
ho gaya....

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
40 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Jul
21
2013
YE WAQT NAHI HAI RONE KA YE WAQT HAI BACHCHA HONE


Ye waqt nahi hai rone ka, ye waqt hai bachcha hone ka

tak bade maje me khoyi thi, jab uske baju me soyi thi,

abto bachcha bhi khuub hoga or bachcha bhi tujhe uske naam ka hoga :-)....

Submitted By : sharad
Place : bhilai
10 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes