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Mar
10
2012

Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat


Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,

Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,

Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,

Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai.....

Daal: Chutiye ghabra mat!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1258 Likes
114 Dislikes
Rating :   482 Votes


Apr
29
2012

Seductive shaayari...


Seductive shaayari:
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Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka..!! :P
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Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.. :O
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Muuh me lena tumhe pasand
nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka..
.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se
daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka ?
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Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka..
.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha
ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulab ka..
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Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se
karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab
ka.. ;)
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Usne kaha bada maza aata hai
jab andar jata hai..
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar
ka..!! ;) :P :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1224 Likes
57 Dislikes
Rating :   347 Votes


Mar
17
2012

Ghalib ki Shayari.....


Ghalib ki Shayari.....

Palat kar dekh janeman, jigar me dum hum bhi rakte hai.

Bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho to, chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
844 Likes
80 Dislikes
Rating :   265 Votes


Dec
26
2012

Chut ki gujarish Lund ki sifarish


'Chut ki gujarish Lund ki sifarish''

Uski hi kuch panktiya bhej raha hoon

Hoth se hoth mila kar to dekho,
naye logon se rishta bana kar to dekho.

Boobs bra mein chupane se kya faayda,
kisi ke haathon mein inhe thama kar to dekho.

Ungli karne se kab tak hongi tumhari khushiyan puri,
Ek baar lund aazma kar to dekho

Aasma bhi niche utar aayega tumhari chut dekhne, ek baar apni skirt utha kar to dekho.

Waada karte hain chut ko surang bana denge tumhari,
Ek baar humse marwa kar to dekho..

Submitted By : angel
Place : Lucknow
817 Likes
171 Dislikes
Rating :   1034 Votes


Mar
16
2012
sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil me dulhan se....


sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil me dulhan se.....

naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhi ho.....

waah waah....

naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhai ho....

patak patak k chodega madarchood bekar muskura rahi ho....... :) :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
579 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   177 Votes


Mar
17
2012
gaalib ki biwi ne chudai se inkaar kiya toh


gaalib ki biwi ne chudai se inkaar kiya toh...

gaalib ne gusse mein farmaaya...

"Le jao apni chut ko apne maa k bhosde mein,

Gaalib ko apne haath pe aitbaar aaj bhi hai....

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
527 Likes
74 Dislikes
Rating :   230 Votes


May
15
2012
Light ki gair maujudgi mein Galib farmate hai...


Light ki gair maujudgi mein Galib farmate hai...

Hum toh yu hi Lund khada kar k soye hue the Gaalib,

Koi Behen ka lauda Mombatti samajh kar maachis laga gaya...;)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
482 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   158 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Chodte chodte Subah Ho Gyi


Chodte chodte Subah Ho Gyi,
Lund Me Pad Gye Chaale,
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Chut Fat K Gufa Ho Gyi
Wah Re Chodne Wale...!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
468 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   180 Votes