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May
22
2013

Hot Hindi chutkule


Hot Hindi chutkule, The best Oneliner
Lady tells Doctor:Mere husband ka bahot bada hai
Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai!
Dr:Chota kar du kya
Lady:-Nahi
Kaleja Upar kardo .
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Mattha tekne ke baad lady boli swamiji koi sadbuddhi ki baat bataiye.
Swami : bra pahan ke aaya karo, hilte dekh ke dhyan bhang ho jata hey.
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Girl-DR Main susu Karti Hoo to 4 DHAR NIKALTI HAI
After checking her,
Dr-4 DHAR HI NIKLEGI KYONKI ANDAR aadmi ki pant KA BUTTON GUSA hAI..
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Hmari new Generation Miss ne kG 1class k bache se kha 1 se 10 tak gino me tume kiss krongi.
Bcha bola:agr me 1 se 100 tk ginu to kya package hai???
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MELODY &MALA-D me kya fark hota hai?
choti bacchi jab masti karti hai to MELODY khati hai
badi bachi jab masti karti hai to MALA-D khati hai
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Club Me Dancr jhuki to American Ne 100 Rs.Uski Bra
me dala,British Ne 200 dale
Sardar ne ATM card Uski Bra Me ghusaya or
300 Rs. Nikaal Liye???
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Sardar was advising his son on dinning table: 'Oye boti kha boti, lulli waddi hoyegi'..
Sardarni (Sharmatey huey(: 'Sardarji tusi v khao na'..???
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SwamiRamdev Blue Film dekhne gye
hans pade
BHAKT:Ap Q hanse gurdev?
SWAMI:Aj 20 sal bad mera khada hua hai
BHAKT:Gurdav apne mera pkda hua hai.???4
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Wht Is Pure Ayurvedic Name For Condom?
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Ans:Veerya Rodhak Yoni Bhedak Tel Yuqt Prajanan Virodhi Ling Vastra

Submitted By : Love-is-life
Place : Delhi
1410 Likes
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Rating :   5482 Votes


Jan
23
2013

Sexy jokes-


Sexy jokes-

Wife : Janu Sex ho jaye.
Husband : Aaj Nahi.
Wife : Kyo ?
Husband :Aaj Condom lana Bhul Gaya.
Wife :Teri to roz ki magaj mari he lamination karvale!
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Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..
Dost ne pucha to bataya. Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna
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Raat ke Andhere mein Sardar-Ye Condom itna Chhota or Sakht kyo hai?
Wife-O Bina Dimaag ke Jaanwar,woh Bachche ke Dhoodh Peene ki Nipple hai.
UTAR ise......
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Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya..
Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya..
Bahut der tak sochne k baad
sardar Zip Khol k..
O Yaar,
Iska body cover de do.!
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Sardar goes to buy condoms
Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want?
Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks
then says: Chhole Bhature!
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Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai !
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge !
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Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI= O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.
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Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue:
Koi boyfriend hai ?
Girl: Haan, Q ?
Tailor:
Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,
Fitting sahi baithegi.
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Lady 2 Dr.: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai. Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai.
Dr.: Chota karna hai kya?
Lady: Na ji na. Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai!?
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1 pandit ki taang jal gayi.
Doctor ne Burnol aur viagra likh di, pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par viagra kyon?
Dr: Usse dhoti Unchi rahegi....:s
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Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai? Batao?
Sardar (with confidence):
Elastic hi hoga,
aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.!
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Teacher: kya cheez mooh main nahin Leni chahiye?
Student:"Jalta hua bulb. Teacher: Kyon?
Student: kal rat mum papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb buja do to muh me lu.
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SEX k baad Pati BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne "Doodh k Dhakkan"
Unsatisfied Wife-Gusse se, Underwear dete hue-''Ye lo apne Murday ka Kafan''.
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Sardar 2 wife : Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey vadde kaise ho gaye ?
aur nipples gayab ?
Wife : O ji ,tusi fir daru pe ke gand choos rahe ho.?

Submitted By : HirenThakkar
Place : Nashik
1403 Likes
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Rating :   4384 Votes


Dec
2
2013

Very sexy story


Very sexy story

1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek
talab par nahane ke liye gaya waha
kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi
badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari
bahar aa gayi unme se ek ladki
badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!
Badshah apne mahel wapas
aaya,lekin badshah ki nazro ke
samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa
rahi thi,uska mann kisi kaam me
nahi lag raha tha,raat hui sari raat
badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta
raha,subah usne apne sipahiyo ko
hukm diya jao pata karo wo ladki
kaha rehti hai,sipahiyo ne pata
lagaya,
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha,
badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me
bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar
badshah k darbar me nahi
aya,badshah ne dubara bulawa
bheja,is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo
nahi aaya,badshah ko gussa aa gaya
aur usne sunar ko giraftar karne k
liye Sipahi bheje.
Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to
ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,
Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya
ki Sunaar ko dhundo.
Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah
dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.
Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali aur
ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko
dhundne me madat karega use 1kg
sona diya jayega.ek hafta guzar
gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar
ko chupne me madat karega use
sooli pe chadaya jayega.aur ek hafta
guzar gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar
nhi mila
Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar
nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja
dega fir bhi sunar nahi mila.
Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi
rajyo ke raja o se madat maangi,
Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne
rajya mei dhoonda fir sunar nhi
mila.
Badshah mayus ho gaya,ek din
badshah ne ek sapna dekha sapne
me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne
me hi daud kar us taalab ke pas
gaya lekin waha bhi koi nahi
tha,udas hokar jab piche palta to ek
gyani baba nazar aaye unhone nadi
ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara
kiya aur kaha tujhe jiski talash hai
wo wahi hai,badshah chaunk kar
nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko
lekar us talab ke pas gaya,waha wo
sapne wala jhopda use nazar
aaya,badshah khush ho gaya,aur jab
jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur
ek boodha aadmi nazar aaye,lekin
wo ladki badsurat thi aur uska baap
bhikhari tha.
Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,
Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne
apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya
aur case CBI ko saunp diya,
Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,
Aur aakhir Raja ka,uske siphaiyon
ka,dusre rajya walo ka aur CBI walo
ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt
aise barbad hua jaise Aap ka is
message ko padhne me hua...
jis ka koi matlab nahi.
Hasna mat, mere sath bhi aisa hua
tha..!!
kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo! ??
Sunar mil jae to bata dena ushki
ladki bahut khubsurat hai ..!!

Submitted By : ONLY4U
Place : Nashik
1313 Likes
1221 Dislikes
Rating :   740 Votes


Mar
17
2012

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja


1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh sakte ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:
"MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN".!:

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
7115 Likes
1001 Dislikes
Rating :   838 Votes


Mar
8
2012

Chudai Ke Baad...Ladkion ke response


Chudai Ke Baad...Ladkion ke response:

1> Raand: Paise.?

2> Girlfriend: Jaldi Kapde De..

3> Padosan: Fhir Kab Aayoge..

4> Wife: Ab 2-4 Din Kuch Mat Bolna..

5> Kamwali: Ab Toh Pagar Bada Dijiye..!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1446 Likes
283 Dislikes
Rating :   784 Votes


Jul
2
2012

Girl: Bunty MADARCHOD..!


Girl: Bunty MADARCHOD..!

Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..?

Girl: Usne meri chummi li..

Babaji kissed & askd: Aise..?

Grl: Ji

Babaji: Ispe maadarchod nhi kehte

Grl:Usne bra uttar k mere bol chuse..

Baba suckd boobs & askd: Aise?

Grl: Ji

Baba:Ye b koi badi wajah nhi hai

Grl:Usne mujhe choda b.!

Babaji fuckd d grl & askd: Aise?

Grl: Haa

Baba: Ye b badi wajah nhi

Grl: Sex k baad usne mujhe bataya k use AIDS hai..!

Babaji: Bunty MADARCHOD...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1289 Likes
130 Dislikes
Rating :   813 Votes


Feb
11
2013

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list


Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping"
...since 3 days!
He's probably dead.

2. Someone never sends anything, then at night once a week/month he says: "Good night" !

3. Someone is sick since the time I added him.

4. Someone steals my status and keeps it at the same time when I do.

5. Someone is "Driving"
...since 5 days!
I guess he reached Dubai!!

6. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him..
Seems like he wants to play table tennis!

7. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" .guess his time stood still

8. Someone's status is "Happy" since one month.
Living in Paradise?

9. Someone when I send a broadcast he just puts a smiley face.

10. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp'
I know it! That's why you're on my list!

11. Someone writes "urgent calls only", dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance ?

12. Most say, "can't talk whatsapp only" dude then throw away ur phone.. Your not using the phone's primary function

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
1649 Likes
630 Dislikes
Rating :   400 Votes


May
15
2012

Ek jungle mein male janwar female janwaar ko...


Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!

Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !

Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !

Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..

Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?

Bandar kuch nahi bola.

Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1753 Likes
205 Dislikes
Rating :   1744 Votes