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Jan
15
2016

Police Hume Aapke Ghar Ki


Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki H
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui H

Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
15
2016

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दिल्ली सरकार के मुख्यमंत्री और दुनिया के सबसे ईमानदार व्यक्ति श्री केजरीवाल जी ने घोषणा की है कि भीड़ से बचने के लिए 1 जनवरी से स्कूल व्यवस्था में परिवर्तन

अब 1 दिन शिक्षक स्कूल जायेंगे
और
दुसरे दिन छात्र



Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded
18 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
17
2015

Patni ko ek naukri mili dusre sahar me usne waha


Patni ko ek naukri mili dusre sahar me usne waha pahuch kar pati ko SMS bheja
Galti se vo SMS kisi or ko pahuch gaya
Jis admi ko pahucha ko apni patni ko dafana kar aa raha tha aur vo SMS padhkar behosh ho gaya
SMS kuch asa tha
Me yaha aaraam se pahuch gayi ho yaha internet ki suvidha bhi hai airtel 4G bhi kam kar raha hai 2-3 dino me me aap ko bhi yaha bula lengi

Submitted By : Akansh
Place : rajgarh
18 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
18
2015

Teacher Student se What does your father do


Teacher Student se : What does your father do?

Student : Vahi jo Mummy bolti h...

Submitted By : Prince and Dhiraj
Place : New Delhi
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
22
2015

Pati patni ko lekar mall me movie dekhne gaya


Pati patni ko lekar mall me movie dekhne gaya
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Submitted By : Akansh
Place : rajgarh
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
29
2014

Download link


Download link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=redchilli.apps.bangla_message_corner

Submitted By : salwarhossain
Place : itahar
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
29
2017

Jaldi se bolo Tezi se bolo


Jaldi se bolo. Tezi se bolo
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HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW!


Aray main ne jaldi bolney ko kaha ta
kutay (dog) ki tarah bonkney (barking) ko nahi kaha ta.

Submitted By : Saad Ullah
Place : Bannu
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
13
2014

Top ten things that sound dirty but in a Law


Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge.

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't...

1. Think you can get me off?

Submitted By : aarav singh
Place : new delhi
14 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes