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Sep
23
2013

BABA JI KA THULLU Defined


BABA? JI KA THULLU Defined.. ?

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? Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.. Tax Pay Karta Hai.. Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? ?#BABA_JI_KA_THULLU?

? Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai..Sochte hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

? Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.. Ladkiya Patayega.. Usse Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

? Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED" Aur Sochte hai Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

? BBM Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo Tumhe Kya Mila? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

? CA Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation ke Liye Dete Hai.. To Aapko Kya Milega? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

Submitted By : Monish Rocks
Place : Mumbai
91 Likes
177 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


Sep
20
2014

Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola


Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

?Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge?

Ladka: ?Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
54 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Jul
23
2014

Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe


Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe..
Numbers Exchange hue.. PHIR..
Girl: Hello darling kya Kar rahe ho..??
Boy: Shave kar raha Hoon..
Girl: Jab bhi mai tum ko call karti hoon tum
shave kar rahe hote ho..
Din mein kitni baar shave karte ho..??
Boy: 30/40 Baar..
Girl: Tum Pagal ho..??
Boy: Nahi Jaanu main ?HAJJAAM? hoon....

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
5
2013

Larkay ne apni grlfrnd se gift manga


Larkay ne apni grlfrnd se gift manga

larki ne apni totti hoi joti ka tlwa de diya

larka wo tlwa le kr sunar k pas gya or kaha:
'ye soney k box me saja do'

sunar ne 2 din ka tym diya

2 din baad jb larka lene aya to sunar ne pocha:
'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka tlwa hy?'

Larka:
'ye buzurg ka nhi meri grlfrnd ki jouti ka tlwa hy

Sunar
begairt pehly Q nhi btaya hm sb ghr walo ne is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya hy.
Geo Pakistanio
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( / / /_

Submitted By : Sajid Ali
Place : Pakistan
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jun
14
2015

Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto


Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto
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Lekin
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage
to Smjho k
Tumhe Pyar
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Nahi hua :P
ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
19
2014

Wife-Lagta hai Hamari beti


Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti
ki kisi ke saath setting ho
gyi hai . . .
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Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ? ? ? ?
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Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile
Recharge ke Paise nahi maange
usne . . .

Submitted By : manoj dhull
Place : kaithal, haryana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
21
2013

Agar life me apse koi galti ho jaye


Agar life me apse koi galti ho jaye?
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2min


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Bs 2 min




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.apni akhe bandh kar ke socho
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K Ilzam kis pe dalu??????

Submitted By : milan gamex
Place : surat
8 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Apr
1
2013

4 girls sitting in group can say


4 girls sitting in group can say:
"Tera bhai bada mast dikhta hai...Intro to karwa...
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But 4 guys in a group can never
say:" Teri Behen to
mast lagti hai....
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Isse kehte hain ladko ke
SANSKAAR

Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
15 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes