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Mar
17
2012

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja


1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh sakte ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:
"MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN".!:

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
7113 Likes
1000 Dislikes
Rating :   838 Votes


Feb
18
2012

Afganistani boy took admission in American schl


An Afganistani boy took admission in an American school ...

Teacher : Whats your name ?

Boy : Nadir

Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from
today.

Boy went home and mom asked: How was the day Nadir?

Boy : I am an American now, call me Johnny.

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised ...

Teacher : What happened Johnny ?

Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Afganistani terrorists ...:P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
4213 Likes
487 Dislikes
Rating :   893 Votes


Mar
4
2012

Ek aadmi ki dusre City mein naukri lagi


Ek aadmi ki dusre City mein naukri lagi. Waha pahunch kar usne socha ki biwi ko E-mail kar du.

Galti se vo E-mail kisi aur ke paas chala gya, jis ke paas gya vo aurat apne pati ko dafna ke aai thi or E-mail padhte hi behosh ho gai.

E-mail kuch yu tha:- Begam! Mail yaha aaram se pahunch gaya hu, yaha internet ki service bhi achchhi hai. Udas mat ho, 2-3 din me tumhe bhi bula lunga.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
3303 Likes
270 Dislikes
Rating :   394 Votes


Mar
7
2012

Teacher: Why are you late?


Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Student: No. I was standing on it.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
3276 Likes
435 Dislikes
Rating :   587 Votes


Mar
14
2012

Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho


Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.

Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
3238 Likes
280 Dislikes
Rating :   343 Votes


Mar
31
2012

Lady On Phone..


Lady On Phone..
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd...Omg!

R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No

Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
2818 Likes
296 Dislikes
Rating :   318 Votes


Mar
14
2012

Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose


Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye.
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Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?
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Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,

Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,

Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,

Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai,

Meharbani karke ye scheme band kar do

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
2621 Likes
274 Dislikes
Rating :   321 Votes


Oct
18
2012

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he...


Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he
"GF"

Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he
"GF"

Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he
"GF"


Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he
"GF"


Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he
"GF"
"GF"matlab-
GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he.
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti he......

Submitted By : teju
Place : nagpur
2589 Likes
433 Dislikes
Rating :   343 Votes