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Nov
24
2016

There was a boy his name was AmanI asked him is


There was a boy his name was Aman.I asked him is he intelligent he said yes.I said 2+2 he said 4 .I asked 4+4 he said 8 .I asked 8+8 he said

Submitted By : shweta
Place : India
12 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
23
2016

Father Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho Mujhe bata main


Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.

Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara...

Submitted By : Amit Madan
Place : Tundla
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
9
2016

Woh Jo


Woh Jo

Submitted By : Sweetu
Place : Mumbai
7 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
16
2016

Ek Larka ki Cycle chori ho jati haWo Masjid ma


Ek Larka ki Cycle chori ho jati ha.Wo Masjid ma ilaan krwata ha k "Jis na mari cycle chori ki ha wo wapis dah dah warna wo kro ga jo mera bap na kia tha.Choor daar kr wapis da daata ha Choor kahta ha Aap k bap na kia kia tha Larka kahta ha nhee khareed lee thi.

Submitted By : HamzaAshiq
Place : United Arab Emirates
14 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
13
2016

My ex and I recently broke up


My ex and I recently broke up.

She's a cashier at a local mini mart, so from time to time when I want to stress her out, I just go there and buy a packet of condoms for no reason ߘ܊
She will never find inner peace as long as I live in this city.

Submitted By : kerav
Place : Ahmedabad
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
14
2016

Pappu Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua


Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein nahi.




Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata..??




.Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

Submitted By : Jay
Place : mumbai
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
13
2016

BREAKING NEWS


BREAKING NEWS

सच्ची घटना......... दिल्ली के पास गाज़ियाबाद में एक बच्चा पैदा हुआ जिसका वजन 20 किलो ग्राम था 5 मिनट के बाद वह खड़ा हो गया और 2 दिन के बाद वह दौड़ने लगा और 25 दिन के बाद उस का वजन 40 किलो ग्राम हो गया ये एक सच्चा वाक्या है... . . . . . क्योंकि...... ये बच्चा भैंस का था ध्यान से पढ़ने के लिए धन्यवाद. नाराज मत होना मे भी उसे ढूंढ रहा हूं जिसने मुझे भेजा :-


Submitted By : Md Mimshad
Place : ghorthambha
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
13
2016

Rocket


दीवाली के Rocket को देख के यह एहसास हुआ कि…
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अगर जीवन में ऊँचाइयों तक पहुँचना है तो,
बोतल का सहारा तो लेना ही पड़ेगा !!

Submitted By : kerav
Place : Ahmedabad
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes