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Dec
15
2016

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पत्नी :- एक गेम खेलते हैं,
पति :- कौन सा गेम ???
पत्नी :- अगर मैं कलर (COLOUR)
का नाम लूँ तो तुम लेफ्ट दीवार को
हाथ लगाना और फल (FRUIT)का
नाम लूँ तो राईट दीवार को हाथ लगाना
पति :- अगर मैं जीत गया तो ???
पत्नी :- जो हारेगा वो जीतने वाले की हर
बात मानेगा और वो भी जिंदगी भर !
पति :- ये गेम तो मैं जीतूंगा चलो खेलते हैं !
पत्नी :- तो ठीक है रेडी स्टेडी गो..
ऑरेंज
(ORANGE ),,,,,,,,,,
पति तीन दिन से सोच में पड़ा हुआ है कि ये कलर बोली या फ्रूट ??
*बीवी से कभी पंगा नही लेने का*�

Submitted By : Pradeep goyal
Place : New Delhi
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
24
2016

One day There was a boy his name was Adi I asked


One day There was a boy his name was Adi .I asked him is he intelligent he said yes .I asked him 2+2 he said 4.I asked 4+4 he said 70 no wrong you don't know this

Submitted By : shweta
Place : India
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
24
2016

There was a boy his name was AmanI asked him is


There was a boy his name was Aman.I asked him is he intelligent he said yes.I said 2+2 he said 4 .I asked 4+4 he said 8 .I asked 8+8 he said

Submitted By : shweta
Place : India
12 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
23
2016

Father Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho Mujhe bata main


Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.

Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara...

Submitted By : Amit Madan
Place : Tundla
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
9
2016

Woh Jo


Woh Jo

Submitted By : Sweetu
Place : Mumbai
7 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
16
2016

Ek Larka ki Cycle chori ho jati haWo Masjid ma


Ek Larka ki Cycle chori ho jati ha.Wo Masjid ma ilaan krwata ha k "Jis na mari cycle chori ki ha wo wapis dah dah warna wo kro ga jo mera bap na kia tha.Choor daar kr wapis da daata ha Choor kahta ha Aap k bap na kia kia tha Larka kahta ha nhee khareed lee thi.

Submitted By : HamzaAshiq
Place : United Arab Emirates
14 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
13
2016

My ex and I recently broke up


My ex and I recently broke up.

She's a cashier at a local mini mart, so from time to time when I want to stress her out, I just go there and buy a packet of condoms for no reason ߘ܊
She will never find inner peace as long as I live in this city.

Submitted By : kerav
Place : Ahmedabad
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
14
2016

Pappu Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua


Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein nahi.




Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata..??




.Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

Submitted By : Jay
Place : mumbai
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes