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Feb
28
2017

Mom I m pregnant


Mom I m pregnant!!

Honey are u drunk

Yeah why??

You're a boy.

........

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
12 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Teacher- Governer ka naam batao


Teacher- Governer ka naam batao.
Me- Madam nahi pata.
Teacher- Arre wahi jo Notes pe likha rehta hai.
Me- 'SONAM GUPTA BEWAFA HAI'.

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Boy- Dupatta utha lo zamin se ghisa jaa raha hai


Boy- Dupatta utha lo zamin se ghisa jaa raha hai.

Girl -Dupatta bhi apna farz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isliye nishan mita raha hai.

Boy- Apsara ki aulaad.. aage gobar pada hai

Girl - Ohh Sorry..



Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Saale SBI apne lunch ko lekar itne serious hote


Saale SBI apne lunch ko lekar itne serious hote hai ki

Us time vijay malya bhi
7000 CR dene jaye toh usse bhi wapas bhej dete hai.

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Agar koi 10 baje so ke uthe


Agar koi 10 baje so ke uthe
Zaruri nahi wo alsi hai
Ho sakta hai uske
Sapne Bade ho..

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Me - Maa jaldi OTP batao apke number pe aaya hoga


Me - Maa jaldi OTP batao apke number pe aaya hoga.

"Mom is typing.......

"Mom is typing.......

*Your OTP has been expired

Mom- Hi.

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
23
2017

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पप्पू एक बारात में गया, वहां उसे बार-बार पानी परोस दिया जाता था।





बेचारा परेशान होकर चिल्लाया: गले में पानी फंस गया है भाई, थोड़ा रसगुल्ला दे दो।

Submitted By : Lakshya Pratap
Place : Ahmedabad
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
23
2017

24


इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
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सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
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पहला exam के समय
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और दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..

Submitted By : Lakshya Pratap
Place : Ahmedabad
11 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes