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Aug
23
2016

Teacher Why are you late


Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar.

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Student: No. I was standing on it.

Submitted By : Dhruv
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Dec
28
2015

aaja teri chut maarlu


aaja teri chut maarlu
gaand me teri moot maardu
sare treeke krdu fail andr ghuse jaise chlti rail...
aaja tanne back seat pr chodu tanne tej beat pr
ltke jhtke kru na km lana pde chahe gand ka dum
jb loda andr chlega teri gand ka system hllega .....


AK
ashu

Submitted By : heart hacker
Place : makroniya sagar mp
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
4
2016

Sasti Chewing Gum Aur Ghatiya Log


Sasti Chewing Gum Aur Ghatiya Log
Shuru Shuru mein bahut meethe lagte hain :P

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
29 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jul
28
2016

A Lady on telephone


A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..
Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.

Man stunned,
Oh my God!
Are u Sangeeta????
No
Are U Meenakshee ???
No
Are u Nisha?
No
Neha?
No
Monika?
No
Anushka?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Lady in confusion...
No sir i'm the class teacher of your son

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Boy 2 Chemist


Boy 2 Chemist
1st day-Viagra ka eXtra Dose Dena, aj 3 G F Ayegi.
2nd day-IODEX Dena.
Chemist-Jyada Mehnat Krli Kya?
Boy-Nhi,Hath Me Dard He,Hramzadi 1 bi Nhi Ayi. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
28 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Teacher- sharab aur aashiqui me kya


Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me kya
relation h!!!
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Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati h to ladka
ulti krta h.
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Aur jb "aashiqui" jyada ho jati h to ladki ulti
krti h :) :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
26 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
28
2016

In one room there have 200 gays and 1 is


In one room there have 200 gays and 1 is bauchara ka 2 ambe ma ka ha bole tho bauchara hi ka agar na tho ambe ma ka

Ask to all specially to two friends and teachers

Submitted By : Prince
Place : Ahemdabad
9 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Girl do you know the meaning of boy boy say no


Girl : do you know the meaning of boy ,boy say no
Bad
Of
Your life
Boy (angry) : Do you know the meaning of girl , girl say no
G-> Ghost
I -> In
R -> Real
L -> Life
Heeeee heeee

Submitted By : Prince
Place : Ahemdabad
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes