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May
16
2017

Husband while having food


Husband while having food..
Husb : Yeh daal mai Baal ka guchha kyu hai

Wife : Woh mere neeche ke Baal hai

Husb : madarchod yeh tune kya kiya..

Wife : AAP hi to roz kehte ho khane main to jhaat bhar ka swaad nahi.. Isliye aaj daal diye

Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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May
16
2017

Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur


Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur khidki k paas udaas baith gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupatta gira k boli dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya.

Faujji chup.

Phir kurti nikali aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya..

Faujji fir chup..

phir salwar utari aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya....

Faujji ko gussa aya, pent utar kar bola: "dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya"

Biwi chup...


Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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May
16
2017

Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli


Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.



Usne Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.


PAPPU ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?


Ladki: Aap ke saamne 'nangi' ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho...
Mai aapka lund chusungi...
Aap mere bobe chusna meri gaand b maar lena...
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna

Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.



Behen ka lauda Pappu khushi se mar gya...!


Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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May
16
2017

Biwi ke mayke jane ke baad puri tarah se biwi pe


Biwi ke mayke jane ke baad, puri tarah se biwi pe depend rehne wale husband ne biwi ko call karke puchha...

Condom kaha rakkhe hain....


Submitted By : DDLJ143
Place : india
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Apr
15
2017

Wife can give happiness and sadness together


Wife can give *happiness* and *sadness* together

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
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Apr
18
2017

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संता -- पड़ोस मे क्या चल रहा हे??
बंता -- बर्थ डे हे ।
संता -- किसका ???
बंता -- "टुयु" का
संता -- "टुयु " कौन ???

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
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Apr
9
2017

One day a teacher gave a student an assignment


One day a teacher gave a student an assignment to form a letter with these colors
(green,pink and yellow)
Then the next day when the teacher asked for the assignment he gave his teacher his notebook his teacher was surprised to see ;My phone green I pink it I say yellow

Submitted By : Ajiboye Favour
Place : Ibadan
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Mar
14
2017

Girl-Jb tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya


Girl:-Jb tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.?

Boy:Main tumhari Favrt icecream kha leta hn aur tum..?





GIRL:Main "CHOTI GOLD FLAKE" pi leti hu..!

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
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