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Apr
15
2017

Wife can give happiness and sadness together


Wife can give *happiness* and *sadness* together

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
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Apr
18
2017

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संता -- पड़ोस मे क्या चल रहा हे??
बंता -- बर्थ डे हे ।
संता -- किसका ???
बंता -- "टुयु" का
संता -- "टुयु " कौन ???

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
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Apr
9
2017

One day a teacher gave a student an assignment


One day a teacher gave a student an assignment to form a letter with these colors
(green,pink and yellow)
Then the next day when the teacher asked for the assignment he gave his teacher his notebook his teacher was surprised to see ;My phone green I pink it I say yellow

Submitted By : Ajiboye Favour
Place : Ibadan
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
14
2017

Girl-Jb tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya


Girl:-Jb tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.?

Boy:Main tumhari Favrt icecream kha leta hn aur tum..?





GIRL:Main "CHOTI GOLD FLAKE" pi leti hu..!

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Mom I m pregnant


Mom I m pregnant!!

Honey are u drunk

Yeah why??

You're a boy.

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Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
11 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Teacher- Governer ka naam batao


Teacher- Governer ka naam batao.
Me- Madam nahi pata.
Teacher- Arre wahi jo Notes pe likha rehta hai.
Me- 'SONAM GUPTA BEWAFA HAI'.

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Boy- Dupatta utha lo zamin se ghisa jaa raha hai


Boy- Dupatta utha lo zamin se ghisa jaa raha hai.

Girl -Dupatta bhi apna farz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isliye nishan mita raha hai.

Boy- Apsara ki aulaad.. aage gobar pada hai

Girl - Ohh Sorry..



Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
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Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
28
2017

Saale SBI apne lunch ko lekar itne serious hote


Saale SBI apne lunch ko lekar itne serious hote hai ki

Us time vijay malya bhi
7000 CR dene jaye toh usse bhi wapas bhej dete hai.

Submitted By : AM Roy!
Place : Delhi
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Rating :   1 Votes