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Jan
13
2018

Thought of the day



Thought of the day

जो दिल के दर्द भुलाने के लिए दारू पिते हे....वो चकणा नही खाते......


चकणा तो वो हारामखोर खाते हे ....जो दिलासा देने आते है....

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
15
2017

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad


Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
17 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Feb
14
2017

Valentines special SQL query for Guys -


Valentines special SQL query: for Guys :-
Select * from Earth where Girl = 'Single' and status ='Available';
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(0 row(s) affected)

Valentines special SQL query for Girls:

Select * from Earth where Boy= 'Single' and status = 'Available' ;
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System.outOfMemory.exception

Too many rows to handle

Submitted By : Bhupendra
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
10
2017

Ek sarder ne airhostess se kaha Aapki shakal


Ek sarder ne airhostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”.
Airhostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai..!!!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
10
2017

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo


Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JANU muje b pata lo

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Nov
23
2016

Father Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho Mujhe bata main


Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.

Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara...

Submitted By : Amit Madan
Place : Tundla
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
14
2016

Pappu Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua


Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein nahi.




Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata..??




.Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

Submitted By : Jay
Place : mumbai
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
29
2016

Once a doctor explains that alcohol kills The


Once a doctor explains that alcohol kills ...... The patients asked how is that possible?????
So the doctor brought a glass of water

Submitted By : nuveni
Place : gurgaon
7 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes