Religious Jokes

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May
11
2015

Bhart ka kanoon


कानून की नजर में हर मुजरिम बराबर होता हें

सिर्फ फर्क होता हे तो सिर्फ भाषा का

जैसे सलमान को अंग्रेजी मे " बेल" मिल गयी

ओर आम इंसान होता तो मिलता हिंदी मे " घंटा"

Submitted By : kamlesh
Place : sonkachchh
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Apr
23
2015

mr Narendra modi


मोदी : बताओ अब कौनसा देश रह गया घुमने के लिए?

सेकेक्ट्री :सिर्फ अपना देश!

भारत कि जनता ये सोचकर परेशान हे कि
हमने प्रधानमंत्री चुना हे या "वासकोदीगामा" जो दुनिया की खोज पर निकला हे।

Submitted By : kamlesh
Place : sonkachchh
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Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
19
2014

Jiye Huye Har Lamhe Ko Zindagi


Jiye Huye Har Lamhe Ko Zindagi
Kehte Hai,
Jo Dil Ko Sukoon De
Use Khushi Kehte Hai,
Jis Ke Hone
Ki Khushi Se Zindagi Mile Aise
Hi Rishte Ko Hum Dosti Kehte Hai!

Submitted By : yashu poonia
Place : hanumangarh
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
1
2013

break up msg by drseervi 7597785337


~♥~ Teri berukhi ko kaise main dil meinjagah doonKe dadhkano ko meri inki aadat si nahihai..Kaise teri chahat ke bina main jee loonKe saanson ko nafrat ki teri aadat sinahi hai..Kaise main karun izhaar bikhri mohabatkaKalam ko bhi yeh likhno ki ab aadat sinahi hai..Ek baar bas jaao phir nigaahon meinmeriBina dekhe tujhe jeene ki ab aadat sinahi hai ~♥~ -

Submitted By : Durgaram
Place : Rajasthan
16 Likes
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Rating :   18 Votes


Dec
9
2011

Revelation 3:20


A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his
parishioners.

All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was
home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.

Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck
it in the door.

The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the
collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.

Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear
my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him,
and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked."

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
3 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
27
2011

Relationship With God


70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back
with great results.

Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing
mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good
relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in
the middle of the night, poof!...the light goes on & I go to the bathroom and
then poof! the light goes off!"

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, 'That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. 'Thelma," he said,
"George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes
off?'"

Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
5 Likes
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Rating :   7 Votes


Dec
1
2011

Ol' Fred


Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death.

The family called their pastor to stand with them.

As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to
deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.

The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed
it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was
wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't
looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there
for us all."

He opened the note, and read outloud, "Asshole, you're standing on my oxygen
tube!"

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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Sep
3
2011

A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies


Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
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