Relationship Jokes

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Feb
12
2018

I am something I failed my exams because I


I am something I failed my exams because I followed my crush to the salon “WHAT AM I ?”

A boy stood up and answered the question

Ans: You are a Fool Bro

Submitted By : Pinkly
Place : Ado Ekiti
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Mar
14
2017

Girl-Jb tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya


Girl:-Jb tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho.?

Boy:Main tumhari Favrt icecream kha leta hn aur tum..?





GIRL:Main "CHOTI GOLD FLAKE" pi leti hu..!

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Patiala
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Dec
15
2016

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पत्नी :- एक गेम खेलते हैं,
पति :- कौन सा गेम ???
पत्नी :- अगर मैं कलर (COLOUR)
का नाम लूँ तो तुम लेफ्ट दीवार को
हाथ लगाना और फल (FRUIT)का
नाम लूँ तो राईट दीवार को हाथ लगाना
पति :- अगर मैं जीत गया तो ???
पत्नी :- जो हारेगा वो जीतने वाले की हर
बात मानेगा और वो भी जिंदगी भर !
पति :- ये गेम तो मैं जीतूंगा चलो खेलते हैं !
पत्नी :- तो ठीक है रेडी स्टेडी गो..
ऑरेंज
(ORANGE ),,,,,,,,,,
पति तीन दिन से सोच में पड़ा हुआ है कि ये कलर बोली या फ्रूट ??
*बीवी से कभी पंगा नही लेने का*�

Submitted By : Pradeep goyal
Place : New Delhi
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Oct
2
2016

Effect of Whatsapp on the English language


``` Effect of Whatsapp on the English language

Peter & Laxmi on Whatsapp :

Peter : Hi dear.
Laxmi : ✋
Peter : how are you .??
Laxmi :

Submitted By : sanjeev
Place : jalandhar
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Exams ke Pehle pappu ne ek hi essay ratta


Exams ke Pehle pappu ne ek hi essay ratta
mara tha -
'MY FRIEND'
Aur exams me pucha Gaya ...
'MY FATHER'
Lekin pappu ghabhraya Nahi. Hushari dikha ke
"friend" ki jagah pe "father " word likh kar aa
Gaya. ...
Jis examiner ne uski answersheet check ki
voh aj tak behosh hai !!
Pappu wrote:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON.
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS.
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE
AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO
MANY OF MY FATHERS.
My UNCLE IS ALSO MY FATHER.
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY
NEIGHBOR..
And I love all my Fathers.
b'coz
Har ek Father zaruri hota hai :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
28 Likes
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Rating :   18 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Population Comparison -


Population Comparison -
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INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro.
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AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro,
But I hav
4 Moms from 1st dad ,
and 3 dads from 1st mom

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
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Jul
27
2016

Agar Indian husband Apni Wife ke liye car ka


Agar Indian husband Apni Wife ke liye car ka darwaza khole,
To ...Samajh jao ke..
Ya to Car nayi hai,
Ya Wife nayi hai,
Ya phir
Wife 'nahi' hai. :0

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
23 Likes
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Jul
27
2016

Valentine special -


Valentine special -
Girl to shopkeeper : Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho..
'U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?
Shopkeeper : Haan Hai..!
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Girl : Theek hai 25 de do .. !! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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