Redneck Jokes

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Jun
27
2016

GHANSU Election ki date fix ho gayi hai


GHANSU: Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
DINESH: Toh kya hua…
GHANSU:Us din pata chal jaayega ki,Gaon ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain!!
- By: DINESH SINSINWAR
MALASRAY VALE
Whats app no.8650888849
Dineshfaujdar1997@gmail.com

Submitted By : DINESH FAUJDAR
Place : GOVERDHAN MATHURA
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Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
16
2014

Tum Ladki K Peeche Bhagoge


Tum Ladki K Peeche Bhagoge...
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Ladki Paisa Lekar Bhagegi...
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Tum Mere Peeche Bhagoge...
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Ladki Tumhare Peeche Bhagegi... .
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By:- (D.D)

Submitted By : Deepak Dubey
Place : New Delhi
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Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
28
2014

Q What is the difference bw secretary private


Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR!!

&

Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR!! ;)

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
8 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
19
2011

Pick up line


Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?
A.Get in the truck!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
44 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
4
2011

I Love You


English..... I Love You
Spanish..... Te Amo
French...... Je T'aime
German...... Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese.... Ai Shite Imasu
Italian..... Ti Amo

Redneck..... Nice Tits

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
841 Likes
263 Dislikes
Rating :   140 Votes


Oct
23
2011

Father and Son


One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken
wire.

His father said, 'Son, where are you going?'

The son replied, 'I'm going to catch me some chickens.'

The father said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire.'

But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing.

Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father
thought, 'I guess he knows what he's doing.'

The next morning, the son got up and was leaving the house with some duck
tape.

The father said, 'Son, where are you going?' The son replied, 'I'm going to
catch some ducks.'

The father yelled, 'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!'

The son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son
came home with two ducks under each arm.

The father thought, 'Shoot, I guess he does know what he's doing!'

The next morning the son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of
pussywillows. The father said, 'Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!'

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
73 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
7
2011

From A Mother With Love


Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here
took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change
their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it
works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first
time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you
wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to
send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the
pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him
two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so
I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister
is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but
he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three
days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving.
He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the
back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
172 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Aug
16
2011

A Redneck Christmas


You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck
stop!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
29 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes