Medical Jokes

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Jun
27
2016

Vishnu Oyee Tumne apni Sagai kyu


Vishnu : Oyee ! Tumne apni Sagai kyu
tOd
di ??
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Ramu : yr uska koi BF nahi tha..
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Vishnu: to fir prblem kya hai ?
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Ramu : Jo aaj tak kisi ki nA hO sAki
wo meri kya hogi
- By:

DINESH FAUJDAR SINSINWAR
MALASRAY VALE
Whats app no.8650888849
Dineshfaujdar1997@gmail.com

Submitted By : DINESH FAUJDAR
Place : GOVERDHAN MATHURA
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Operation k bad patient bola


" Operation k bad patient bola:

"doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG
MUKT hu..?"

Samne se Jawab mila:
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"Beta,doctor saheb to niche
reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun. :D

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
16
2016

Leave application


Leave application
by lkg
boy







dear mam
ni aunga
ni aunga
ni aunga
ni aungaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thankyou
aaunga hi nhi

Submitted By : Ajitesh
Place : Gaziabad
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
15
2015

Ek aurat ko bacha hone wala tha to pati nurse se


Ek aurat ko bacha hone wala tha to pati nurse se bolta hai ke agar ladka ho to tamater hua hai or agar ladki ho to pyaj hua hai
Kismat se aurat ko ladka or ladki dono ho gaya
Nurse confusion me aa kar boli badhai ho salad hua hai

Submitted By : Akansh
Place : rajgarh
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
15
2015

Patient to Doctor When i go to bed i always see


Patient to Doctor : When i go to bed, i always see myself watching live IPL cricket matches in my dreams.
Doctor : Do not worry. Take this medicine before you go to bed.
Patient : i will take this medicine from tomorrow as today is final match.

Submitted By : Prince and Dhiraj
Place : New Delhi
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
26
2015

Santa went to hospital for ECG


Santa went to hospital for ECG.
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Nurse- kapde utaro aur yahan leyt jao.
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Santa- pehle ECG kar lete hai na.

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
19 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Feb
26
2015

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मरीज- सच-सच बताइये डॉक्टर साहब, मेरे बचने की कितनी सम्भावना है?
डॉक्टर- सौ प्रतिशत! आंकड़े बताते हैं कि इस रोग में दस में से नौ आदमी मरते हैं,
और मेरे दस मरीजों में से नौ मर चुके हैं। तुम दसवें हो!

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
20 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Dec
26
2014

Doctor Youre overweight


Doctor: You’re overweight.

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Patient: I think I want a second opinion.


Doctor: You're also ugly.

Submitted By : kagain boy
Place : siliguri
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes