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Nov
20
2017

famous America Obama


मेरे शहर में नहीं चलेगा तेरा ड्रामा ….. यहाँ मैं इतना famous हूँ जितना America में Obama

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Aug
4
2016

Sasti Chewing Gum Aur Ghatiya Log


Sasti Chewing Gum Aur Ghatiya Log
Shuru Shuru mein bahut meethe lagte hain :P

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
29 Likes
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Rating :   20 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hai


Jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hai..
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Woh bohat selfiee khichte hai :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

hassi to phassi Royi to tu phassa D D


hassi to phassi..... Royi to tu phassa! :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
23 Likes
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Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
2
2016

Ek sindhi ne dukaan mein ek tota parrot dekha jo


Ek sindhi ne dukaan mein ek tota (parrot) dekha jo
English Hindi Sindhi languages bolta tha... Usne check
karne ke liye pucha Who r u? Tota: I'm a parrot Sindhi: Wah wah.. Ab bataao tum kaun ho? Tota: Main tota hu Sindhi: wah wah.. Haane budhaaye tu ker aayee? Tota:
Haraami, chariyaaa, bhendda pagal. bodo aayee chaa
hikri gaal tokhay ketri dafa budhaayan
Wari puchande chamaat khaayeende
Maaan toto ayaan toto.

Submitted By : Karamat shah
Place : khairpur
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Jan
21
2016

According to Newtons third law


According to Newton's third law,
Every action has equal but opposite reaction


But



In my case, I love a girl (it's a action) but she doesn't love me (no any opposite reaction)




Thus Newton's third law is wrong :D

Submitted By : hancylover
Place : Pokhara,Nepal
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Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
1
2015

gulab ko hath lagaen to kaanta lagta he


gulab ko hath lagaen to kaanta lagta he
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gulab ko hath lagayen to kaanta lagta hai
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larki ko hath lagayen to chanta perta hai

Submitted By : ghoda
Place : pakistan
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Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
1
2015

aik phoosi tha


aik phoosi tha
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aik thoosi tha
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thoosi rikshe mein ja raha tha
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thoosi ko phoosi nazar aagaya
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thoosi chillaya phooôoooooooooooooosi
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rikshe wale ne kaha khuda ki qasam mein ne phoosi nai mari
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Submitted By : ghoda
Place : pakistan
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Rating :   3 Votes