Dirty Jokes

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Jul
27
2016

Boy 2 Chemist


Boy 2 Chemist
1st day-Viagra ka eXtra Dose Dena, aj 3 G F Ayegi.
2nd day-IODEX Dena.
Chemist-Jyada Mehnat Krli Kya?
Boy-Nhi,Hath Me Dard He,Hramzadi 1 bi Nhi Ayi. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
28 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jul
25
2016

Teacher What Is A Condom


Teacher: "What Is A Condom?"
.
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai
.
Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu
Rahe Ho?"
.
Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se
Iccha Thi
Ki Main Sex Education College Mein
Padhu! Aaj
Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa
Raha Hai"
.
Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki
Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Defination Bolo?"
.
Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything
Which Reduces
Population"
.
Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?"
.
Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population
Control
Kare!""
.
Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na"
"Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah
Tak,Condom Hai Sir"
"Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire
Hue Hai"
"8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh
Tak, Sab
Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai"
"1 Second Mein In,1 Second Mein
Out, In-Out,
In-Out"
.
Teacher: "Arre... Defination Kya
Hai?"
.
Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir"
.
Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab
Likhoge?"
.
"Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se
Lekar Subah
Tak!
Idiot""Anybody Else??"
.
Chattur: "Sir!, Condom Are Between
Any
Combination Of Body So Connected,
That Their
Relative Positions May Be Seen In
Kamasutra.
.
."Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai."

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
23 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jul
8
2016

A man walks in to the doctors wearing trousers


A man walks in to the doctors wearing trousers made of cling-film.

The doctor says: i can clearly see your nuts!

Submitted By : Lilly Pattinson
Place : UK
7 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
4
2016

CHAAR BOTAL PEPSI


CHAAR BOTAL PEPSI
GADI MERI TAXI
MOBILE MERA GALAXY
MAAL MERI SEXY

Submitted By : SHALANI LILHARE
Place : DELHI
13 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Dec
13
2015

Ever Noticed How Deleting One Word After Another


Ever Noticed How Deleting One Word After Another In A Sentence Can Lead To A Nice Story?

Here’s An Example:“

Oh John Plz Dont Touch Me At All..!
”“Oh John Plz Dont Touch Me At..!”“Oh John Plz Dont Touch..!
”“Oh John Plz Dont..!
”“Oh John Plz…!
”“Oh John..!
”“Ohh….!

Submitted By : param
Place : kota
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Nov
29
2015

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टीचर :- कल होमवर्क नही किया तो मुर्गा बनाऊंगा।

छात्र :- सर मुर्गा तो मै नही खाता
मटर पनीर बना लेना।


Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
19
2015

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop


A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
13 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
19
2015

Sweet insult


Sweet insult!!
!
!
!
!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
..
..
..
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
??
??
??
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

Submitted By : akif khan
Place : nanded
18 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes