Blonde Jokes

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Jun
4
2016

i am not a perfect


i am not a perfect

but baby

i am a limited edition

Submitted By : ashish mishra
Place : makroniya sagar.
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
20
2015

Student school aane me late ho gaya


Student school aane me late ho gaya.
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Teacher - School late kyo aaye kaha ghum rahe te, Ab kya bahana banaya.
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Student - Madam aap fikar mut kiya karo
School chalu kar diya karo. Me to aa jaunga school chalu kar diya karo

Submitted By : Akansh
Place : rajgarh
10 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Sep
30
2015

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?Mother, where do babies come from?? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ?Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.? The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, ?That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy?s vagina. That?s how you get a baby, honey.?The child seems to comprehend. ?Oh, I see, but the other night whenI came into your room you had daddy?s penis in your mouth. Whatdo you get when you do that?? ?Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.?

Submitted By : Raja Faizan Janjua
Place : Sarai Alamgir
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
23
2015

Girl Wat do u like in me Boy Those two white


Girl: Wat do u like in me ? Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.. Girl: Whatt? Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

Submitted By : Anil
Place : Naraingarh
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
26
2015

ye sala ek baat samajh nhi aati


ye sala ek baat samajh nhi aati.....
kansh ko pta tha ki devki kaa 8waa beta uska vadh karega...

phir Behan ke lode ne dono ko ek hi sath kyo rakha........

Submitted By : king khan
Place : agra
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
26
2015

pta hai jiske Lund me Baal hota h use AIDS


pta hai jiske Lund me Baal hota h use AIDS hojata Aur janne ke liye niche kare.............




















...dekhne lag gya Behan ke Lund.....












tum log bhi saalo har kisi ki baat pe viswas karlete ....









sudhar jaao Behan chodo...............

Submitted By : king khan
Place : agra
9 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
17
2015

4 -


लडकिया 4 चीज़ो की दीवानी होती है :-

1) मेकअप,
2) मोबाइल,
3) शॉपिंग,
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4) नीचे देख

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अबे साले अपने नीचे देख

Submitted By : Rahul Mevada
Place : basu Gujarat
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
12
2015

A blonde walks into a store and asks the helper


A blonde walks into a store and asks the helper if she could buy this tv the helper sees no we don't sell to blondes and so the blonde goes and dies her hair red and goes back and asks the same helper if she could buy the tv and the helper said once again no we do not sell to blondes so the blonde goes and dies her hair brown and goes back to the same helper and asks one again if she could buy the TV and once again the helper said no we do not sell to blondes and the blonde sees how do you know I'm blonde? And the helper sees be cuz that's not a TV it's a mirror

Submitted By : bella
Place : new york
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes