Animal Jokes

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Jan
29
2017

Jaldi se bolo Tezi se bolo


Jaldi se bolo. Tezi se bolo
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HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW!


Aray main ne jaldi bolney ko kaha ta
kutay (dog) ki tarah bonkney (barking) ko nahi kaha ta.

Submitted By : Saad Ullah
Place : Bannu
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
25
2016

ek baar aandhi mein ek macchar ped ko jakad leta


ek baar aandhi mein ek macchar ped ko jakad leta hai
jab aandhi band hoti hai to vo kya kheta hai ?
maachar :aaj main na hota to Ye ped ud hi jaata

Submitted By : udit
Place : noida
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
25
2016

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer


TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....
Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......
Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
30 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Dec
31
2015

13837 73


13837 × आपकी उम्र× 73= आपकी उम्र के चार टुकड़े हो जायेंगे
।।

Submitted By : shiv
Place : surat
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
18
2015

Q What is chickens father name


Q : What is chicken's father name???



A : Chicken kabab (chicken ka baap)

Submitted By : Prince and Dhiraj
Place : New Delhi
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
14
2015

QWhat is chickens mom name


Q:What is chicken's mom name?



A:chicken-keema(chicken ki maa)

Submitted By : Prince and Dhiraj
Place : New Delhi
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
27
2015

ek baar ek hathi jangle me ja rha tha


ek baar ek hathi jangle me ja rha tha ...

rakte me do chuhe mile .

to hathi bola bhai muje bi sath me le lo muje dar lag rha hai...

to chuha bola dekh lena phir kahi teri maa tuje daante ke ....
Gundo ke sath tu phir rahne lga..

Submitted By : baljit singh
Place : pali
17 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
2
2015

tm kia ho


tm kia ho
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tmy nai pta
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tm insan ho jnb dangar thori ho jo tm bany ja rahy ho nich a k
choror yar tm b na.....:-)

Submitted By : ladla
Place : Lahore
10 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes