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Jun
16
2014

My 1st look saYS am _____


My 1st look saYS am _____ !
1.naughty
2.innocent
3.smart
4.cute
5.frank
6.full of attitude
7.kiddish
8.lovable
9.flirty
Honest replies pls pls!!

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
14 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Feb
17
2012

why the legal age


Question: Why the legal age for voting is 18 & for marriage 21 years?









Ans: Desh sambhalna biwi sambhalney se asaan hai.

Submitted By : Ratnam
Place : Patiala, Punjab
445 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jan
10
2012

Filmi life aur Asli life


Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Submitted By : Karishma
Place : Singrauli, Madhya Pradesh
355 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jan
13
2012

maaf karo baba


Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ??








Bihkari k samne

"Maaf karo Bhai"

Submitted By : Sharmila
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
418 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Feb
2
2012

Difference between GHAZAL & LECTURE


What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Goa
207 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


May
5
2013

Want to be 1st in your class


Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
21 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Interviewr what is


Interviewr : what is
difference between
landline and cellfon????
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Pappu ;)
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Pappu : landline me
number ungliyon se dail krna
parta hy aur
cellfon
pe anguthe se ('',)
bhuhahahahahahaha :D :D :D.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Apr
23
2015

Santa - Yar Murgi Ka Bacha


Santa - Yar Murgi Ka Bacha,
Anda Todkr Bahar Kaise Aa Jata Hai .
Banta - Mujhe To Ye Samjh Me Nai Aa Rha,
Sala Andr Jata Kese Hoga .?

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
23 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes