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Aug
28
2013

1which is the small est moon


1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

Submitted By : prajwal vm
Place : shiralkoppa
27 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Mar
13
2014

Funny Riddles to Tickle Your Mind


Funny Riddles to Tickle Your Mind

What is more useful after it is broken?
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An egg


Which is the most shocking city?
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Electri-city ;-)


Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?
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Dinner & Lunch :-)



How many men were born in Europe?
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None, only babies are born



If your clock strikes 13, what time it is?
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Time to buy a new clock... ;-)

Submitted By : Dinkle
Place : Mumbai
42 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Jan
29
2012
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?


Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Kolar, Karnataka
132 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Dec
25
2013

Interviewer There are 500


Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That?s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It?s lion?s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion?s birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Err?.I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

Submitted By : Arindam Biswas
Place : Katihar
19 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Sep
3
2011

why do some teachers


Question: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their students are very bright!

Submitted By : Mahendra
Place : Parbhani, Maharashtra
369 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Jun
5
2013

Nehas father is Rahul


Neha's father is Rahul.

Then Rahul is the _____ of Neha's father.

If u answer this u have 130 iq.

This is an IAS question.

Try to answer.
Its Very simple..











Ans:name

Submitted By : Paras
Place : Shamli
63 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Jun
24
2013

Agr Aap


Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

SASURAL Ko English Me Kya Kehte hen :)

Submitted By : Boss
Place : Dark
41 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Aug
26
2011

Guess What is it.?


Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,
Creamy & Whitish inside..
Guess What is it.?
?


??


???


???
Ans: COCKROACH !
Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

Submitted By : Aditya
Place : Maharashtra
360 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes