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Aug
28
2013
If i die and its only you who can bring me back


If i die and its only you who can bring me back,
To this earth from god,but you have to give,
Three reasons why you want me back what,
Would be those three reasons? Reply is must.

Submitted By : Shrivathsa
Place : Mysore
22 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Sep
15
2011

How do you repair a broken tomato


Q - How do you repair a broken tomato?

A - Well...you use tomato paste!

Submitted By : Chandan
Place : Gangapur, Rajasthan
163 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
16
2014

SAWAAL


SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
22 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
21
2013

Santa ne banta se pucha


Santa ne banta se pucha

Santa-automaticaly ka matlab

bata

Banta-automaticaly ka matlab

auto-me-takli

Submitted By : Rohan jain;-)
Place : Delhi
6 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
29
2013

Lady teacher to pappu


Lady teacher to pappu:
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Woh kya hai jo cow k pas 4
aur mere pas 2 hai ??
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Pappu:"madam legs
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo tumhare pant
me hai aur mere paticoat me nahi..
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Pappu:"pocket
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo din me lene k
bajay raat ko bistar par lete hai
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pappu:"neend
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo ladki 1st time
karwane par chillati hai
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pappu:"kaan me chhed
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Mam:"wo kya hai jiske aadha jane par
dard hota hai par pura jane par accha
lagta hai
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pappu:"Hatho me kangan
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MAM:"Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to
haath mein pakad ke hilata hai aur
jiske paas na ho to ungli daal ke
hilata hai
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Pappu:"tooth brush
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Aap bhi pappu ki tarah apni niyat
saaf rakkhe...
i???

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
44 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


May
26
2012
What Is The Fastest Thing We Can Type?


What Is The Fastest Thing We Can Type?

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"OUR PASSWORD"

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
158 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
22
2015
2307 0202 Nikhil Singh 2307 0154 Nikhil Singh


[23/07 02:02] Nikhil Singh: [23/07 01:54] Nikhil Singh: आजकल के बच्चे क्या समझेंगे
हमने किन मुश्किल परिस्तिथियों में पढ़ाई की थी।
हमारे मास्टर जी तो कभी कभार
सिर्फ अपनामूड फ्रेश करने के लिए हमें कूट दिया करते थे।

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
21
2013

If a baby is born in Africa


If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
















Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;->

Submitted By : Apurv Swami
Place : Vadodara
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes