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Nov
18
2015

Absolute Classic


Absolute Classic!!!

A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they decided to jump off of a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to three. The man jumped, but the woman stayed. She watched him drop for about 8 seconds and then saw a parachute open.

Now the question is .......

Who cheated whom :-P :-D :-D

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Papa- Beta tum shaadi kab karoge


Papa- Beta tum shaadi kab karoge??
Beta- Main to shaadi diwali pe karunga!
Papa- Wo kyun??
Beta- Kya pata diwali offer me 1 ke sath 1 free mil jaaye..?!?!? :0

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Mar
22
2014
ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai


ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

Submitted By : nahid
Place : jaipur
19 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Nov
22
2012

3 sawal pleas reply


3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now

Submitted By : JAYPAL SINGH PANWAR
Place : ujjain
97 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Jan
20
2012

Laziest inventor of all times?


Who do you think is the laziest inventor of all times?
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It's the guy who invented the snooze in an alarm.

Submitted By : Avanti
Place : Dohad, Gujarat
363 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Oct
2
2011

1 admi ko naddi k us par


1 admi ko naddi k us par jana tha.
AATA Piswany to bataho wo kis tarha jai ga.









Bewakoof soch kya raha hai....Aate ko piswate hai kya??

Submitted By : Kanta
Place : Abohar, Punjab
342 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Mar
13
2014

Funny Riddles to Tickle Your Mind


Funny Riddles to Tickle Your Mind

What is more useful after it is broken?
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An egg


Which is the most shocking city?
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Electri-city ;-)


Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?
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Dinner & Lunch :-)



How many men were born in Europe?
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None, only babies are born



If your clock strikes 13, what time it is?
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Time to buy a new clock... ;-)

Submitted By : Dinkle
Place : Mumbai
42 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Mar
20
2016
My secret talent is getting tired without doing


My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. :D

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes