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Oct
2
2011

1 admi ko naddi k us par


1 admi ko naddi k us par jana tha.
AATA Piswany to bataho wo kis tarha jai ga.









Bewakoof soch kya raha hai....Aate ko piswate hai kya??

Submitted By : Kanta
Place : Abohar, Punjab
342 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE SMILE


DEFINE SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
35 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Apr
23
2015
Teacher Tomorrow There Will Be A Class On Sun


"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Class On Sun.
Everyone Must Attend It.
Pappu: No Sir,
I Will Not Be Able To Attend It.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far!"
amit Phojdar. ...

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
21 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
27
2013

Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha


Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha
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Baap- 15 Saal k Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha.
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1 Condom Mila.
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Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR Me bag Me ye Rakhta hai?
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Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban Jau.

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
23 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Feb
19
2012

What streets do ghosts haunt?


Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?


A. Dead ends!

Submitted By : Arun
Place : Warangal, Andhra Pradesh
93 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
3
2012

Kaun Si Devi Aisi Hai...


Kaun Si Devi Aisi Hai Jiska Prasad Bahut Famous Hai Socho?

Dimag Lagao***

Arre Yaar,

Rabdi Devi Ke
Lalu Prasad***

Submitted By : pooja patil
Place : vadodara
62 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Aug
7
2013

Beautiful answer


Beautiful answer
Daughter: what is marriage?
Mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore"....????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Dec
29
2011
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?


Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!

Submitted By : Arjun
Place : Phusro, Jharkhand
126 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes