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Jul
30
2013

How to sleep faster


How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...;):-D

Submitted By : shashank setty
Place : bangalore
37 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE DIPLOMAT


DEFINE DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
12 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Aug
7
2013

Santa wht is mng of automatically


Santa wht is mng of automatically




















Banta oyee iskaa matlab hai.auto mai takli

Submitted By : Darshan
Place : Delhi
14 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Oct
13
2011

1 over me kitni balls phenki


Q:1 Over Me Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hen

Kya Kaha
6

Sorry

1 Over Mein 1 Hi Ball 6 Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Cricket k bare me pata nahi hai kya?

Submitted By : Rani
Place : Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh
462 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Aug
28
2013

1which is the small est moon


1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

Submitted By : prajwal vm
Place : shiralkoppa
27 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jul
14
2013

Childpapa aunty ka pait kion phola hai


Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:O: h No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Gn.....

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : Surat
27 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Sep
6
2013

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota h


Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota h?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota H,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati He..

Submitted By : Rahul vhankade
Place : sangli
34 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Aug
21
2011

tell me a thing


Tell Me A Thing Tht's
BIG in "Ladies"
SMALL in "Girls"
&
Not Present In "Kids"?
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Its The





Alphabet "L".

Hamesha Ghalat Sochte ho...

Submitted By : Madhav
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
467 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes