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Apr
28
2013

Q Why do gorillas have big nostrils



Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

Submitted By : Rakesh Sharma
Place : Rajasthan
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Aug
17
2011
Similarity between a successful CA & Miss Universe


What is d similarity between a successful Charterd Accountant & Miss Universe?


Both are Very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES"

Submitted By : Seeta
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
210 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
5
2013

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi


'Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi.

Papa- Wat is BBA!

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!'

Submitted By : Azhar Rahemani
Place : Shirpur
33 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Aug
7
2013

Beautiful answer


Beautiful answer
Daughter: what is marriage?
Mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore"....????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
3
2013

WHAT IS CONFERENCE


WHAT IS CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
16 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Feb
2
2012
What happens to a hamburger that misses school


Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. It has a lot of ketchup time!

Submitted By : Narinder
Place : Noida, Uttar Pradesh
126 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
12
2012

Change it to exclamatory senstence..!


Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory senstence..

Student: WOW!

Submitted By : Punita
Place : Baripada, Orissa
226 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Nov
5
2011

A store is open 24 hours


When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year,

why is there a lock on the door ?

Submitted By : Bijoy
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
177 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes