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Oct
6
2011

aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai


Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab zor se lagi ho aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

Submitted By : Prabhat
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
475 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Aug
15
2013

1 family mein 20 membrs 20 roti hai


1 family mein 20 membrs & 20 roti hai

1/2 roti har bache ko,

2 roti har lady ko,

3 roti har man ko.

Family me kitne Bache,Ladies & Man hai?

Ans if u r intelligent

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Ratanpur
59 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Jun
24
2013

Sonia Gandhi in KBC


Sonia Gandhi in KBC..

Amitabh-Soniaji, ab aakhri saval 5 Crore ke liye.

Who is the CM of Gujarat?

Your Options:
LALOO PRASAD
VILASRAO Desmukh
ARJUN SINGH
NARENDRA MODI.

Soniaji-Its Narendra Modi.

Amitabh-Lock kar doon, 5 crore ka savaal hai?

Soniaji-If you really lock him in Gujarat, I will give you 500 crores..

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
26 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Dec
11
2011

aj ka sawal larkiyon say pyar


aj ka sawal larkiyon say "pyar hota hai ya kerna perta hai?"



every girl is sayink kay ho jata hai but



my answer is agar larki khoobsoorat ho tu ho jata hai
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agar paisay wali ho toh karna padta hai.

Submitted By : Sharmila
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
279 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


May
27
2013

Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha


Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha
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Baap- 15 Saal k Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha.
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1 Condom Mila.
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Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR Me bag Me ye Rakhta hai?
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Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban Jau.

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
23 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE EXPERIENCE


DEFINE EXPERIENCE:
The name men give
to their mistakes

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
18 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Apr
25
2013
Shaadi aur mobile Merton kya similarity hai


Shaadi aur mobile Merton kya similarity hai,
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Shaadi karne aur mobile kharidne par lagta hai " THODA RUK JATA TO ACHHA MODEL MM JATA"
:-D

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Aug
28
2013

Q1who is the king of the classroom


Q.1)who is the king of the classroom?
Ans:-The ruler!!!

Q.2)why didn't the sun attend the college?
Ans:-Because it already had a million of degrees!!!

Submitted By : prajwal vm
Place : shiralkoppa
22 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes