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May
19
2013

Wht iz the full form of


Wht iz the full form of
MBNP & TBNP?
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Nhi pta?
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M-mjhe
B-b
N-ni
P-pta..
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T-tjhe
B-b
N-ni
P-pta...

Qasam se yr :- :-

Submitted By : Bisma
Place : saudia
42 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


May
27
2013

Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha


Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha
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Baap- 15 Saal k Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha.
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1 Condom Mila.
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Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR Me bag Me ye Rakhta hai?
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Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban Jau.

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
23 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Nov
5
2011

A store is open 24 hours


When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year,

why is there a lock on the door ?

Submitted By : Bijoy
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
177 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Dec
28
2011

How do you tease fruit?


Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Submitted By : Vivek
Place : Raigarh, Chhattisgarh
86 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
13
2012

maaf karo baba


Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ??








Bihkari k samne

"Maaf karo Bhai"

Submitted By : Sharmila
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
418 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Jan
27
2013

Question of the Day:


Question of the Day:

When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter?

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
79 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Jun
2
2013

CRAZY QUESTI0N


CRAZY QUESTI0N
MuJ pr sb se zyada kia suit krega.
1:Kajal with pranda.
2: pink dress with pink lipstick.
3:Kurta with jeans.
4:Short shirt with ptyla shlwar.
5:Black dress with smoky eyes.
6:Saari wd puf.
7:red drs wd dark mkup.
8:Frok wd chori pjma.
9)pent shrt wd high poni.
10:Long frok wd opn hair.


**...k@?

Submitted By : @jb@
Place : Pakistan
14 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Aug
26
2011

Guess What is it.?


Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,
Creamy & Whitish inside..
Guess What is it.?
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Ans: COCKROACH !
Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

Submitted By : Aditya
Place : Maharashtra
360 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes