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Jul
3
2013

DEFINE BOSS


DEFINE BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
21 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Dec
29
2011
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?


Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!

Submitted By : Arjun
Place : Phusro, Jharkhand
126 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
24
2013

Sonia Gandhi in KBC


Sonia Gandhi in KBC..

Amitabh-Soniaji, ab aakhri saval 5 Crore ke liye.

Who is the CM of Gujarat?

Your Options:
LALOO PRASAD
VILASRAO Desmukh
ARJUN SINGH
NARENDRA MODI.

Soniaji-Its Narendra Modi.

Amitabh-Lock kar doon, 5 crore ka savaal hai?

Soniaji-If you really lock him in Gujarat, I will give you 500 crores..

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
26 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


May
15
2013
Maidan me bache khel rahe the Ek admi ne ek bache


Maidan me bache khel rahe the Ek admi ne ek bache ki taraf isaara karte hue aap se kaha mai uska baap hu par wah mera beta nahi batao us adami us bache ka kya samband hai.

turant answer do.

Submitted By : satyam sharma
Place : lakhimpur kheri
19 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jun
17
2013

Batao B letter ko thandi kaisa


Batao B (letter) ko thandi kaisa

lag gaye

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Ans-kyunki B comes between AC

Submitted By : Rohan jain;-)
Place : Delhi
10 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jan
10
2012

Roz subha 15 larkiyan


1st Frnd: Roz Subha 15 Larkiyan Mere Intizar Karti Hai,

2nd Frnd: Wha Kaise?






1st Frnd: Men Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon... :)

Submitted By : Rashmi
Place : New Delhi
294 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Aug
15
2011

how do you sink


Q:hOW do yOU Sink a sUbmariNe fuLL Of BLondes?














Ans: Just KnocK The dOor.

Submitted By : Basant
Place : Hazaribag, Jharkhand
152 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
7
2013
Once two lions were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA


Once two lions were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
but girraffe was not
btao q?












QKI UNCHI LOGON KI UNCHI PASAND

Submitted By : Rohan jain;-)
Place : Delhi
14 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes