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Sep
24
2011

apki underwear me kya hai


Apki underwear me kya hai?
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Elastic hi hoga, Naare wali kon pehanta hai aj kal.

Submitted By : Jayant
Place : Ujjain, Madhya Pradesh
647 Likes
47 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Mar
20
2016
My secret talent is getting tired without doing


My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. :D

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
24
2014

DEADLOCK


??DEADLOCK ??
Pls... scrol down at ur own risk...

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ...

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
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Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ??
why ??
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Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
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Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...

Which movie did he really want to see..?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!
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Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas?
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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!??
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Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )
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Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again...

Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...
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!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking

Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ans: "Guidance.."!
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Submitted By : pavan
Place : pune
53 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Aug
16
2011

What is the height of optimism?


Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

Submitted By : Damodar
Place : Phusro, Jharkhand
113 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
13
2013

Question by a student


Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can t
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
31 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE POLITICIAN


DEFINE POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence afterward

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
17 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Feb
2
2012

Difference between GHAZAL & LECTURE


What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Goa
207 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Sep
30
2013

Serious doubt


Serious doubt.!!

If a poison is outdated or expired?
Is it less poisonous or more poisonous???! :-p

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes