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Jan
7
2012

Hume Pehchaan Na Sake


majburiya hamari aap jaan na sake,
armano ko hamare pehchan na sake,
kehte hai wo hume dur rehkar bhi yaad rakhenge,
pas rehkar jo hume pehchaan na sake.......

Submitted By : Chiranjeevi
Place : Raipur, Chhattisgarh
1670 Likes
172 Dislikes
Rating :   297 Votes


Oct
14
2011

50 angels in the world


there are 50 angels in the world.
25 are sleeping,
15 are working,
5 are playing,
4 are praying
and 1?
.
.
.
.
1 is reading my sms.

Submitted By : Pushpa
Place : Bhuj, Gujarat
1664 Likes
100 Dislikes
Rating :   171 Votes


Jan
31
2012

Bander ki Beti


Bander ki beti: papa meri shadi kab hogi.


Bander: beti tera hone wala dulha abhi sms padh rha hai.
Agar padh k muskaraya...to samjho baat pakki.

Submitted By : Purushottam
Place : New Delhi
1645 Likes
370 Dislikes
Rating :   214 Votes


Dec
23
2011

homework kiun nhi kiya


Teacher:
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt:
Sir, Light Nhi Thi.

Teachr:
To Mom-Batti Jala Lete.

Student:
Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi.

Teachr:
Machis Kyon Nai Thi?

Student:
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.

Teachr:
To Wahan Se Le Aate.

Student:
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha.

Teachr:
Nahaye Kyon Nhi Thy?

Student:
Pani Nhi Tha Sir.

Teachr:
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student:
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr:
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi?

Student:
Sir Bataya Toh....Light Nhi Thi....

Submitted By : Dhaval
Place : Darbhanga, Bihar
1627 Likes
75 Dislikes
Rating :   184 Votes


Oct
23
2011

Hold Me Like


Hold Me . . .
Like I M The Last Person
You Want In Your Arms . . .

Kiss Me . . .
Like Its Gonna Be The Last
Kiss You Ever Going To Taste

Hug Me . . .
Like You Want Me Forever

But

Most Imp Of All
Love Me . . .
Like I M The One You Always
Dreamed Of . . .

Submitted By : Seeta
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
1622 Likes
127 Dislikes
Rating :   231 Votes


Nov
30
2011

One more example of this type


Teacher:
If A=B, B=C then A=C.
Can u tell one more example of this type?

Student :
I love my teacher.
Teacher loves his daughter.
So I love teacher's daughter.

Submitted By : Inderpal
Place : Gandhidham, Gujarat
1595 Likes
78 Dislikes
Rating :   169 Votes


Oct
24
2011

Care and love is not a business


Care n love is not a business,
where you give when you get..


It is a beautiful feeling for someone,
where u love to give even if u dont get.

Submitted By : Aniruddh
Place : Karnal, Haryana
1582 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   127 Votes


Jan
24
2012

Best and positive thought...


Best n positive thought....
"Third person never create misundrstandng btwn 2 people..
bt misundrstndng btwn 2 people create space for 3rd person....

Submitted By : Sachin
Place : Thanesar, Haryana
1574 Likes
114 Dislikes
Rating :   220 Votes