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Aug
16
2014

Maa To Jannat Ka Phool Hai Pyar


Maa To Jannat Ka Phool Hai, Pyar
Karna Us Ka Usool Hai,
Duniya
Ki Muhabbat Fazool Hai,
Maa Ki
Har Dua Kubool Hai,
Maa Ko Naraz
Karna Insan Teri Bhool Hai,
Maa Ke
Kadmo Ki Mitti Jannat Ki Dhool Hai.

Submitted By : farid7278858080
Place : kolkata
1790 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   147 Votes


Jan
28
2012

My Brain Asked Me


1 day my brain asked me
"why r u sending msgs 2 tht person who is not msgn u?"
but my little heart said 2 brain"
u need msg i need friend."

Submitted By : Lakshmi
Place : Vijayawada, Andhra Pradesh
1763 Likes
72 Dislikes
Rating :   182 Votes


Mar
17
2012
DON ka intezaar to 11 colleges Ki ladkiya karti h


DON ka intezaar to 11 colleges Ki ladkiya karti hai...
lekin DON ka college aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, kyonki?




Kyonki?




Kyonki?




DON
10th fail hai...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1732 Likes
272 Dislikes
Rating :   212 Votes


Apr
23
2012

I want to show u somethin....


Boy: babe, i want to show u somethin
Girl: what is it, darling?

Boy: but, can i show this in your room?
Girl: okay

Boy: can we close the door?
Girl: mmh, okay

Boy: can we close the windows?
Girl: very well.. (grasping)

Boy: can we turn off the light?
Girl: yess (even graspin)

Boy: grab my hand
Girl: *grabs his hand* what is it, honeyy??

Boy: Look at this.
My watch can glow in the dark ;) :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1723 Likes
196 Dislikes
Rating :   164 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14 car hai


Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai,3 farm house hai tumhare pas kya he?

Amitabh: Mere bete k pas tera maal hai!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1721 Likes
207 Dislikes
Rating :   166 Votes


Mar
15
2012

FRESH FLOWERS 4 U


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*;/~*%*
\|//
)__(
(___)
FRESH FLOWERS 4 U.

AAPKI HAR SUBAH IN PHOOLO KI TARAH MEHKTI RAHE.

Good Morning...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1684 Likes
210 Dislikes
Rating :   287 Votes


Dec
14
2011

STUPID I MISS U


Lovly quote 2 all my frnds:


Hurt me,
Tease me,
Make me cry,
But in the end of my life,
when i die plz ATLEAST keep 1 rose on my grave & say


"STUPID I MISS U"

Submitted By : Kiran
Place : Chapra, Bihar
1677 Likes
86 Dislikes
Rating :   208 Votes


Jan
30
2012

teri maa ki


Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki

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JAAN hay tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

Submitted By : Arvind
Place : Gulbarga, Karnataka
1672 Likes
143 Dislikes
Rating :   199 Votes