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Mar
16
2017
Puchho Na Os Kagaj ton Jihde Utte Assin Dil De



Puchho Na Os Kagaj ton, Jihde Utte Assin Dil De Bayaan Likhde Haan, Tanhaayian De Vich, Beetian Gallan Tamaam Likhde Haan, Oh Kalam Bhi Deewani Jehi Ban Gayi, Jihde Naal Assi Tuhada Naa Likhde Haan...

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma +919018841509
Place : jammu
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Mar
6
2017

Nightfall is nothing


'Nightfall' is nothing
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But
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Dream - Cum - True!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
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Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
6
2017
Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually


Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually?
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Deep enough for a man
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To Lose his House,
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His Car,
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His Business,
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&
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Half of all his Savings

&

Assets !

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
6
2017

In the meantime


In the meantime,

Wives have found a new slogan,

Instead of

"I have a Headache"

They are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
10 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
6
2017

A girl in half a second


A girl, in half a second

Will look at

Your watch,

Your shoes,

Your ring fingers

&

Make a decision...
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While
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At
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Her
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"BOOBS"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
10 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
16
2017
Tenu Kiven Na Chahiye Dass Assi Tu Duniya ton Hi



Tenu Kiven Na Chahiye Dass Assi, Tu Duniya ton Hi Nayara Enh, Tere Layi Taan Sab Qurban Yaara, Tu Dillo Jaan ton Pyaara Enh...

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma +919018841509
Place : jammu
10 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
16
2017
Saade Jeen Da Sahara En Tu Yaara Bajhon Tere Ji



Saade Jeen Da Sahara En Tu Yaara, Bajhon Tere Ji Ke Karna Ki, Jad Tainu Mann Liya Rabb Aapna, Fer Duniya Ton Assi Darna Ki...

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma +919018841509
Place : jammu
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Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
10
2017

Call girl sex karoge


Call girl : sex karoge ?
Sardar: biwi ki tarah karne dogi dear?
Call girl: aap tho bahut romantic aadmi lagte ho?
Tum apni biwi ko kaise karte hon?
Sardar: FOKAT MAIN !!

Submitted By : krishiv
Place : ahmedabad
9 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes