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Aug
14
2013

A Very Bad News For All Girls


A Very Bad News For All Girls !!
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Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ... :D:D

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013
Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife


Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so
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rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Pyar dariya he jiska sahil nhi hota


Pyar dariya he jiska sahil nhi hota
Har dil mohbat k qabil nhi hota
Rota wo b he jo duba he pyar me
or
Rota wo b he jise pyar hasil n hota;)

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Its Strange But Damn very


Its Strange But Damn very
True Fact..
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"Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For MUSIC,
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But Too Loud For Adult Films..!":D:p

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Behind every successful man


Behind every successful man
there is a WOMAN

If U Need More Success

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Increase the Number...

Note: Sender is not Responsible for Side effects, & aftershocks..

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

ALL GIRLS REQUST


ALL GIRLS REQUST:
Is msg ko itna frwd kro ki ye hmare hone wale HUSBAND tk phuch jaye
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Ajii sunte ho..
Kab aaoge ??
Mujhse ab or padhai nahi hoti:

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Arz kiya hai


Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai..
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or bache itne harami saale
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glass liye baithe hai... ;)

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Boy jab fail ho jaye


Boy jab fail ho jaye
Mom 3 words kehti hai-
AUR JA
GHUMNE
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. Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai-
SHARAM NAHI AATI .
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Dost bhi 3 words hi kehte
hai but dil jeet lete hai-
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. ABE TU BHI :D :p

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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