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Aug
14
2013

Teachers are hot water


Teachers are hot water.
Parents are mineral water.
Enemies are salt water.
lovers are cold water.

but frnds are Daaru ki bottle....:P

khushi ho ya gum.....de sath har dum.:D

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013
Husband Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye


Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

How to Make A girl


How to Make A girl

Mad in 2 easy steps:

1) Take A photo of her.

2) Dont Show Her.

Agree??
:D :P

Happy New Year to ALL..! :-)

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Dear Beautiful Girls


Dear Beautiful Girls,

Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes. It gives our wrong image whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,
Honest Boy

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Koi rasta nahi dua k siva


Koi rasta nahi dua k siva,

Koi sunta nahi khuda k siva,

Maine bhi zindagi ko karib se dekha he mere dost.. :-/

Muskil me koi sath nahi deta,
Beer, Vodka & Whisky k siva!

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

After Examination-


After Examination-

1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
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3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai,

4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,

Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko" :P:D

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar


Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Aasmaan bhi ro padaa
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Jab Larkion kay Number se Bhari
hui Sim Gum ho gayi...!!

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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Aug
14
2013

Girl To Boy in Party Excuse Me


Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Meray Aik Hath Mein Plate Hai
Aur Aik Hath Mein Glass, I Can't Use Them..
Kia Aap Meray Face Pr Se Aik Cheez Hata Saktay Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): Ge Bolain Kia Hataana Hai ?
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Girl: Apni Kuty Jesi Nazarain ...

Submitted By : payal
Place : india
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