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Mar
24
2016
Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams


Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3.Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
13 Likes
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Mar
24
2016

Truth Of School Life


Truth Of School Life
A First Bench Student Knows
The Answer Of Every Problem
But
The Last Bench Student Knows
How To Face Every Problem!

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
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Feb
20
2016

MEDICAL FITNESS


MEDICAL FITNESS
((( PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE )))

MEDICAL FITNESS:-
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" CHOLESTEROL "
------------------
Cholesterol --- < 200
HDL --- 40 --- 60
LDL --- < 100
VLDL -- < 30
Triglycerides -- < 150
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CHOLESTEROL
----------------
Borderline --200 -- 239
High ---- > 240
V.High -- > 250
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LDL
------
Borderline --130 ---159
High --- 160 --- 189
V.High -- > 190
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TRIGLYCERIDES
-----------------
Borderline - 150 -- 199
High -- 200 --- 499
V.High -- > 500
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PLATELETS COUNT
----------------------
1.50 Lac ---- 4.50 Lac
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BLOOD
-----------
Vitamin-D -- 50 ---- 80
Uric Acid -- 3.50 --- 7.20
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KIDNEY
----------
Urea --- 17 --- 43
Calcium -- 8.80 -- 10.60
Sodium -- 136 --- 146
Protein -- 6.40 --- 8.30
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HIGH BP
----------
120/80 -- Normal
130/85 --Normal (Control)
140/90 -- High
150/95 -- V.High
--------------------------------

LOW BP
---------
120/80 -- Normal
110/75 -- Normal (Control)
100/70 -- Low
90//65 -- V.Low
-------------------------------

SUGER
---------
Glucose (F) -- 70 --- 100
(12 hrs Fasting)
Glucose (PP) -- 70 --- 140
(2 hrs after eating)
Glucose (R) -- 70 --- 140
(After 2 hrs)
--------------------------------

HAEMOGLOBIN
-------------------
Male -- 13 --- 17
Female -- 11 --- 15
RBC Count -- 4.50 -- 5.50
(million)
------------------------------

PULSE
--------
72 per minute (standard)
60 --- 80 p.m. (Normal)
40 -- 180 p.m.(abnormal)
-----------------------------

TEMPERATURE
-----------------
98.4 F (Normal)
99.0 F Above (Fever)

Please help your Relatives, Friends, Near & Dear ones by sharing this information..

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
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Feb
20
2016
Student- Sir Iska Kya Matlab Hota Hai I Am


Student:- Sir Iska Kya Matlab Hota Hai " I Am Going "
.
Sir:- Main Jaa Raha Hu.
.
Student:- Sir Bataiye Na.
.
Sir:- Main Jaa Raha Hu.
.
Student:- Saale Aise Kaise Jaa Sakta Hai, Bata Ke Toh Jaa.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
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Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
6
2016

shivaramcomputers


Absolute Classic!!!

A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they decided to jump off of a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to three. The man jumped, but the woman stayed. She watched him drop for about 8 seconds and then saw a parachute open.

Now the question is .......

Who cheated whom :-P :-D :-D

Submitted By : naveenkumar
Place : hindupur
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Dec
25
2015

Leave


Leave
Application By a LKG
Boy
.
.
Dear mam,











Mai ni aunga:

Ni aunga;
Ni aunga;
Ni aunga;
Ni aunga;
Ni aungaaaaaaa;
Thank you...
Aunga hi Ni mai !!

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
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Dec
23
2015

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एक छात्र ने गणित के अध्यापक से कहा -

सर ! अंग्रेजी के अध्यापक तो अंग्रेजी में बातें करते है |

आप भी गणित में बात क्यों नहीं करतें ? गणित अध्यापक -

ज्यादा तीन पांच न कर फोरन नौ -दो ग्यारह हो जा ,

नहीं तो चार पांच रख दूगां तो छठी का दूध याद आ जाएगा |

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
12 Likes
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Nov
30
2015

sirbeta pappu ek sawaal puchu


sir:beta pappu ek sawaal puchu
pappu:pucho sir apka to ahi kaam hai
sir:Kya bola jara wapis bolo
pappu:yad nahi
sir:acha paani ma namak kese aya
pappu:nahi pata sir
sir:kya
pappu:yad aaya sir ek din ek baadi si ship me na bhut saara namak tha to wo ship doob gayi tabhi paani me namak hai

Submitted By : Chirag vig
Place : vashi
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