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Jul
28
2016
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho


Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban
jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

Log kuch din cigarette sharab


Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai.
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Hume dekho,
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.
.
Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe hai
par
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui.. .
thats called SELF CONTROL... :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

During engineering viva


During engineering viva
Q: What is sensitivity?
A: kuch thanda ya garam khane se daanto me tez jhanjhanahat ho to use sensitivity kehte hai. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT


MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

Superb


!!!Superb!!!
Question :-what is love and explain in details ?................... (40 marks)
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Answer:
... ... MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.
... (marks : 10 from 40)
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Bcom Student's Answer : Love is pain.
... ( marks : 10 from40)
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Engineering Student's Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !
_________________
N.B :- Don't ask engineering students , they can do any thing for 40 marks !

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

Smoking effects LIPS


Smoking effects LIPS
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Drinking effects LIVER
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Love effects HEART
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|But|
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The most danger 1 is STUDY .
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It effects the BRAIN,
Direct komma
Avoid it & Enjoy Life !! :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
18 Likes
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Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Movies of school life


Movies of school life :
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum. :D :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
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May
6
2016
1 tree katne se 2000 exam papers bante he


1 tree katne se 2000 exam papers bante he,
Agar ham sab students mil kar
Exam na dene ka faisla kare to
Socho kitne ped bacha sakte he...
Aakhir ham hi to Des ka Future He,
Stop Global Warning 'Save Tree' STOP EXAMS.
Is msg Ko Har Student Ko Bhejo
'EXAM HATAO' Tree Bachao....

Submitted By : ali
Place : kolkata
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