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Sep
17
2014
Womens who says to their children while they are


Womens who says to their children while they are watching cartoon,

Mother-abhi yeh cartoon dekhne ki umar reh nahi gayi hai tumhari

Moral-To murder 2 to dekhne dogi nahi. Aur tumhare saamne khuch aur dekhenge nahi.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
15
2014

1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha


1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha:
"Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.


Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai..

Phir khuda ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega..

Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega...

Phir khuda ne kaha: "Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hu.

Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra,
tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulvata hu..

Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: "Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai;

Haas kar Maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.."


Phir khuda ne gusse mein usse meri Shaadi hi kara di ...

Saara bhoot utar gaya ...

Sari shayari hi bhula di..

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Aug
6
2014

camera se kabutar niklega


Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Mari taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar nikly ga.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SALAA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me.. :-


Submitted By : sonu
Place : New Delhi
28 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
28
2014

defination of


WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping
pills.
MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills
you by bills.

Submitted By : kishor
Place : india
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
25
2014
Mujhe samajhne ki koshish mat karna Offer


Mujhe samajhne ki koshish mat karna ... Offer letter me aata hu, salary slip me nahi.

Regards
CTC

Submitted By : pavan
Place : pune
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
1
2014
Pati k Marne k Next day Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya


Pati k Marne k Next day Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya
Antim Sanskar Me Shamil Huye Sab Logo Ko Thanx
.
FROM:' Champa (28)
..
Hight-5'4',36/

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
17 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
29
2014

ek aurat ne ek tota 3000- mai kharida


ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- mai kharida.!

Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi??
Yeh mat kharido!!

aurat nahi mani
Qki,
use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha..vo usko ghar lekar aa gayi....

Tota :- va va naya ghar..

aurat ko acha laga

Lekin jab usaki 2 betiya school se aayi tab

Tota :- va va nayi nayi ladkiya...

Ab aurat ko jara "tension" aaya...??

Magar jab sham ko uska pati mangesh ghar aaya tab..

Tota :- kya re "mangyaa" tu idhar bhi..!! ?? ??by @UC Browser

Submitted By : omprakash
Place : mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jun
25
2014
Malkin Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi


Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha
ki mai gaon ja rai hu,
Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha ?Miss u?

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes