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Jul
28
2014

defination of


WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping
pills.
MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills
you by bills.

Submitted By : kishor
Place : india
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
25
2014
Mujhe samajhne ki koshish mat karna Offer


Mujhe samajhne ki koshish mat karna ... Offer letter me aata hu, salary slip me nahi.

Regards
CTC

Submitted By : pavan
Place : pune
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
1
2014
Pati k Marne k Next day Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya


Pati k Marne k Next day Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya
Antim Sanskar Me Shamil Huye Sab Logo Ko Thanx
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FROM:' Champa (28)
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Hight-5'4',36/

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
17 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
29
2014

ek aurat ne ek tota 3000- mai kharida


ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- mai kharida.!

Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi??
Yeh mat kharido!!

aurat nahi mani
Qki,
use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha..vo usko ghar lekar aa gayi....

Tota :- va va naya ghar..

aurat ko acha laga

Lekin jab usaki 2 betiya school se aayi tab

Tota :- va va nayi nayi ladkiya...

Ab aurat ko jara "tension" aaya...??

Magar jab sham ko uska pati mangesh ghar aaya tab..

Tota :- kya re "mangyaa" tu idhar bhi..!! ?? ??by @UC Browser

Submitted By : omprakash
Place : mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jun
25
2014
Malkin Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi


Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha
ki mai gaon ja rai hu,
Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha ?Miss u?

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
21
2014

Waqt ki kadar us aadmi se pucho


Waqt ki kadar us aadmi se pucho
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Jo batthroom ke bahar khada ho or use loose motion ho
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or andaar wale ko kabz..

Submitted By : Harmeet Singh
Place : Delhi
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
21
2014
You can be a proud Muslim Sikh Christian But if


You can be a proud Muslim, Sikh, Christian. But if you are a proud Hindu, then you are a nothing but communal.
Incredible India!

Submitted By : Kaushal patel
Place : himmatnagar
13 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
16
2014

Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt


Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt,
aur kisi ko miss call marte waqt,
bus ek hi dar rehta hai..?
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Koi utha na le.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
17 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes