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Oct
29
2014

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY


Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
29
2014
Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mein ladko ko aaram


Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mein ladko ko aaram se hara diya.

Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya?

Ladki: Main pichhe se skirt uthaake bhaagi koi aage hi nahi gaya. ;)

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
28
2014
Janta to modi-kya hua tera bada bo kasam bo irada


Janta to modi-kya hua tera bada bo kasam bo irada
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Modi to janta-jo bhi kasme khayi thi hamne bada kia tha jo milkar ha mujhe yd hai
Ha mujhe yd hai


Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Oct
3
2014

UNKNOWN CALL-


UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai
krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki
der hai!"

Submitted By : Avinash dardai
Place : pune
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
2
2014
A woman starts dating a doctor Before too long


A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.

After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
19 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Sep
28
2014

Ladki ladke ko kiss karti he


Ladki ladke ko kiss karti he,
to ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he ladka kahta he ye kya kiya ?
Ladki. Agar kuch acha karne se dag lagta he to dag ache he.

Submitted By : Amit Chandrol
Place : Indore
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
23
2014

american mummy


american mummy
~ mera baccha samajhdar hai bada hoke rockstar banega.

chinese mummy
~ mera baccha zyada khata hai, bada hokar cheff banega.

african mummy
~mera baccha bahaut intelligent hai,bada hokar lawyer banega.

indian mummy
~ mera baccha bahaut battameez hai bole toh bada hokar shin chan toh nahi banega.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
14 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Sep
21
2014
no need to say gaali to boys just say them


no need to say gaali to boys just say them…
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bhayia

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
12 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes