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Oct
3
2014

UNKNOWN CALL-


UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai
krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki
der hai!"

Submitted By : Avinash dardai
Place : pune
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
2
2014
A woman starts dating a doctor Before too long


A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.

After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
19 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Sep
28
2014

Ladki ladke ko kiss karti he


Ladki ladke ko kiss karti he,
to ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he ladka kahta he ye kya kiya ?
Ladki. Agar kuch acha karne se dag lagta he to dag ache he.

Submitted By : Amit Chandrol
Place : Indore
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
23
2014

american mummy


american mummy
~ mera baccha samajhdar hai bada hoke rockstar banega.

chinese mummy
~ mera baccha zyada khata hai, bada hokar cheff banega.

african mummy
~mera baccha bahaut intelligent hai,bada hokar lawyer banega.

indian mummy
~ mera baccha bahaut battameez hai bole toh bada hokar shin chan toh nahi banega.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
14 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Sep
21
2014
no need to say gaali to boys just say them


no need to say gaali to boys just say them…
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bhayia

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
12 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Sep
17
2014
Womens who says to their children while they are


Womens who says to their children while they are watching cartoon,

Mother-abhi yeh cartoon dekhne ki umar reh nahi gayi hai tumhari

Moral-To murder 2 to dekhne dogi nahi. Aur tumhare saamne khuch aur dekhenge nahi.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
15
2014

1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha


1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha:
"Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.


Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai..

Phir khuda ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega..

Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega...

Phir khuda ne kaha: "Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hu.

Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra,
tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulvata hu..

Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: "Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai;

Haas kar Maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.."


Phir khuda ne gusse mein usse meri Shaadi hi kara di ...

Saara bhoot utar gaya ...

Sari shayari hi bhula di..

Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Aug
6
2014

camera se kabutar niklega


Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Mari taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar nikly ga.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SALAA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me.. :-


Submitted By : sonu
Place : New Delhi
28 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes