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Nov
30
2011

Please, help


A woman came to police:

Please, help.
My husband is lost.
Here is his photo.

When you find him,

tell him that my mother decided not to come!

Submitted By : Lalita
Place : Mahbubnagar, Andhra Pradesh
175 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Oct
27
2011

A couple see picture of a girl


In art gallery a couple sees a picture of a girl covered only by leaf.


Husband keeps watching & watching.


Wife Ab chaloge yaa HAWA aane ka intezar karte rahoge.

Submitted By : Maninder
Place : Mahesana, Gujarat
106 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
31
2011

Wah! Itna pyar?


Lady At Police Stn:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!


Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?


Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House

Submitted By : Priya
Place : Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh
92 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Dec
3
2011

Kaisi lag rahi hun main?


Bivi ne pati ke gale main bahein dalker kaha: Kaisi lag rahi hun main?

Pati: Bulkul vaisi jaise bhagwan shanker ke gale me nagin latkati ho....

Submitted By : Chandani
Place : Damoh, Madhya Pradesh
97 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
30
2011

Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?


Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai...
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"DHAKKAA !"

Submitted By : Suman
Place : Udupi, Karnataka
486 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jan
4
2012

Future tense banao


Teacher: "Sunny ne dopahar khana khaya" is ka future tense banao?


Student: "Sunny sham ko potty karega" =))

Submitted By : Devika
Place : Mahbubnagar, Andhra Pradesh
122 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
6
2011

Aashiqi Wala Sher....!


MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.

Stdnt:
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"Mota marta Moti pe,

Bhukha marta Roti pe,

MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,

par mein toh Marta Choti pe."

Submitted By : Harshad
Place : Hanumangarh, Rajasthan
461 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Jan
2
2012

Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?


Q : Sabse himmat wala kaun hai?




Ans: Wo jo LOOSE MOTION hone k baad bhi
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Gas chodne ka risk leta hai.

Submitted By : Rajiv
Place : Udhampur, J&K
254 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes