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Dec
3
2011

Kaisi lag rahi hun main?


Bivi ne pati ke gale main bahein dalker kaha: Kaisi lag rahi hun main?

Pati: Bulkul vaisi jaise bhagwan shanker ke gale me nagin latkati ho....

Submitted By : Chandani
Place : Damoh, Madhya Pradesh
97 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
30
2011

Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?


Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai...
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"DHAKKAA !"

Submitted By : Suman
Place : Udupi, Karnataka
486 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jan
4
2012

Future tense banao


Teacher: "Sunny ne dopahar khana khaya" is ka future tense banao?


Student: "Sunny sham ko potty karega" =))

Submitted By : Devika
Place : Mahbubnagar, Andhra Pradesh
122 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
6
2011

Aashiqi Wala Sher....!


MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.

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"Mota marta Moti pe,

Bhukha marta Roti pe,

MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,

par mein toh Marta Choti pe."

Submitted By : Harshad
Place : Hanumangarh, Rajasthan
460 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Jan
2
2012

Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?


Q : Sabse himmat wala kaun hai?




Ans: Wo jo LOOSE MOTION hone k baad bhi
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Gas chodne ka risk leta hai.

Submitted By : Rajiv
Place : Udhampur, J&K
254 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Sep
10
2011

Journalist vs Meera


Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?
Meera: O So Nice Question...
Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

Submitted By : Aseem
Place : Arrah, Bihar
87 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
26
2011

New Ad Of Fair & Lovely


NEW AD OF FAIR & LOVELY
Maa: Nalayak, kahan thi itni raat tak ?
Beti: boyfrnd ke saath.
Maa: kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti: to kya hua maa, Fair & lovely hai na.

Submitted By : Gauri
Place : Gaya, Bihar
178 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes