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Feb
6
2015

1 National Sister- Mamta Banerjee


1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee
_______________ ____________
2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone
_______________ ____________
3. National Tension- Salman Khan's
Marriage
_______________ ____________
4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi
_______________ ____________
5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One
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6. National food- Kasam
_______________ ____________
7. National Struggler- Abhishek
Bachchan
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8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh
_______________ ____________
9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi
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10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra
_______________ ____________
11. National Book- Face Book
_______________ ____________
12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh
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13. National Bank- Swiss Bank
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14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar
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15. National Show- Comedy Nights with
Kapil
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16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi
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17: National Time Pass:
Whatsapp
_______________ ____________
Amul - The taste of India
_______________ ____________
Babool - The paste of India
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Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India.
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Modi- the best of india.
Sonia- The guest of India.
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Jo jeete wo sikandar,
Jo haare wo jail ke andar,
Jo is msg ko bheje usko jadu ki jhappi,
aur Jo na bheje usko
"Kejariwal"ki pappi.
soch lo ab.....

Submitted By : Avinash dardai
Place : pune
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
8
2015

Made In China


AISE PATA LAGAOGE KI MOBILE MADE IN CHINA HAI ??
It’s Easy…

(1) 3 minutes mai Charging Full..
.
(2) Ess phone mai hoga Television, Projector, Touchscreen, Nail-cutter, Matchstick etc etc..
.
(3) Aap message ko toothpick se bhi likh sakoge.
.
(4) Ess mai kuchh spell mistakes hogi
e.g: NokLa, blackderry, i-pone, samswag etc.
.
(5) Jab aeroplane aasman se gujarega toh ek ‘Missed Call” dikhayega
.
(6) Jab pass me se big truck pasar hoga toh dikhayega ki “charger connected”
.
(7) Jab aas pass koi Chinese person hoga toh Notification aayega ki “One Bluetooth Device Found”

Submitted By : Vishal Dhakad
Place : Ratlam, Mp
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
8
2015

Haadsa with A Boy


“HAADSA”
Father – Beta Zara Apna Mobile Dena
Son – 1 Minute ON Kar Dun !!
Delete Videos
Delete photos
Delete Calls
Delete Messages
Ye Lo Dad ON Ho Gaya
Dad – Arrey Nahi Bas Time Bata De ! Winking smile

Submitted By : Vishal Dhakad
Place : Ratlam, Mp
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
24
2014

3 manas hats


3 manas hats.
1 England no,
1amarika no &
1 India no ha to

1st k pruthvimaa 1 gol round karine
aatli jagya Mari,

2nd k 1 vishal round karine aatli
jagya maari &

India no manas k pruthvi par 1 (.) karine
aani baharni jamin badhi Mari.

Submitted By : M.R.MAKWANA
Place : kothi
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
26
2014

Ladies hostel caught Fire


Ladies hostel caught Fire

It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
.
.
.
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& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Submitted By : kagain boy
Place : siliguri
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
5
2014
Ek baar ke bandar sherni ko phul dene gaya to us


Ek baar ke bandar sherni ko phul dene gaya to us sherni ne kaha tum kitne chore ho or me kitni badi hu to bandar bola are pagli size ki kya baat karti hai himmat ko to dekh

Submitted By : ayush
Place : rajkot
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
2
2014
I just discovered an app called mCent that gives


I just discovered an app called mCent that gives you free mobile airtime for trying apps on your phone. Give it a try: http://mcent.com/app/?mcode=X889BG&tcx=OTHR

Submitted By : Khan Mustaq
Place : funny
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
30
2014

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हँसिए और हँसाईए - अभी कुछ दिनों पहले हमारे यहाँ दूध निकालो इनाम पाओ प्रतियोगिता हुई
उसमे हमारे एडमिन साहब ने भी भाग लिया
प्रतियोगिता इस प्रकार थी की जिसकी गाय ज्यादा दूध देगी उस एडमिन को इनाम मिलेगा
सभी पेज के एडमिन अपना बड़ा बर्तन लेकर आये और बैठ गए दूध निकालने

कोई 30 मिनिट में 12 लीटर दूध लाया
कोई 50 मिनिट में 15 लीटर
कोई 1 घंटे में आया तो कोई 2 घंटे में
पर हमारा एडमिन 3 घंटे में भी नहीं आया
फिर

फिर क्या 4 घंटे

फिर 5 घंटे

फिर आखरी में 9 घंटे बाद हमारा एडमिन आया

पूरा शरीर पसीने में लथपथ
हाथ की हथेली पर 4 मोटी बूंद दूध की
और एडमिन जोर जोर से गालिया बकता हुआ आया
इनकी माँ का
इनकी बहेन का

किसी ने पूछा भाई क्या हुआ
एडमिन भड़कता हुआ बोला

साला गाय की जगह सांड किसने बाँधा

Submitted By : vinod kumar verma
Place : dhami-khurd bagru jaipur
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes