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Apr
11
2015

Wife yesterday-night I saw a dream


Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Submitted By : Preeti
Place : gujarat
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Mar
14
2015

bechara pati


Ek ganv ki aurat apane pati se boli

patni : o g mhari bhi facebook pe id banai do ?


Pati : gawar aurt tu chala legi facbook ?


Patani : kai ho gayo,
Chala tum lijo me peeche bethi jaungi

Submitted By : kamlesh
Place : sonkachchh
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
2
2015

2


सुबह तो 2 जैकेट पहनो..

दोपहर में सब उतारो..

शाम को rain coat पहनो..

रात को कम्बल ओढ़ो..

साला.. समझ में नहीं आता कि मौसम है या fashion show..


Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
22 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Mar
1
2015
Profecer Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He


Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
22 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Mar
8
2015
If clowns are doing make up are they giving a


If clowns are doing make up, are they giving a challenge to all womens?

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Feb
6
2015

1 National Sister- Mamta Banerjee


1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee
_______________ ____________
2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone
_______________ ____________
3. National Tension- Salman Khan's
Marriage
_______________ ____________
4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi
_______________ ____________
5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One
_______________ ____________
6. National food- Kasam
_______________ ____________
7. National Struggler- Abhishek
Bachchan
_______________ ____________
8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh
_______________ ____________
9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi
_______________ ____________
10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra
_______________ ____________
11. National Book- Face Book
_______________ ____________
12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh
_______________ ____________
13. National Bank- Swiss Bank
_______________ ____________
14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar
_______________ ____________
15. National Show- Comedy Nights with
Kapil
_______________ ____________
16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi
_______________ ____________
17: National Time Pass:
Whatsapp
_______________ ____________
Amul - The taste of India
_______________ ____________
Babool - The paste of India
_
Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India.
_______________ ____________
Modi- the best of india.
Sonia- The guest of India.
_______________ ____________
Jo jeete wo sikandar,
Jo haare wo jail ke andar,
Jo is msg ko bheje usko jadu ki jhappi,
aur Jo na bheje usko
"Kejariwal"ki pappi.
soch lo ab.....

Submitted By : Avinash dardai
Place : pune
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
8
2015

Made In China


AISE PATA LAGAOGE KI MOBILE MADE IN CHINA HAI ??
It’s Easy…

(1) 3 minutes mai Charging Full..
.
(2) Ess phone mai hoga Television, Projector, Touchscreen, Nail-cutter, Matchstick etc etc..
.
(3) Aap message ko toothpick se bhi likh sakoge.
.
(4) Ess mai kuchh spell mistakes hogi
e.g: NokLa, blackderry, i-pone, samswag etc.
.
(5) Jab aeroplane aasman se gujarega toh ek ‘Missed Call” dikhayega
.
(6) Jab pass me se big truck pasar hoga toh dikhayega ki “charger connected”
.
(7) Jab aas pass koi Chinese person hoga toh Notification aayega ki “One Bluetooth Device Found”

Submitted By : Vishal Dhakad
Place : Ratlam, Mp
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
8
2015

Haadsa with A Boy


“HAADSA”
Father – Beta Zara Apna Mobile Dena
Son – 1 Minute ON Kar Dun !!
Delete Videos
Delete photos
Delete Calls
Delete Messages
Ye Lo Dad ON Ho Gaya
Dad – Arrey Nahi Bas Time Bata De ! Winking smile

Submitted By : Vishal Dhakad
Place : Ratlam, Mp
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes