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Apr
21
2015

Nisargachi Haus


Nisargachi Haus
Ani Mumbai madhe paus





Kay he deva

Aaj pan Mausam mastana
.
.
.
Pn Girlfrnd nastana

Submitted By : Kiran Tarade
Place : Mumbai
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
1
2015

Girl- Mai bachpan se hi hot hu


Girl- Mai bachpan se hi hot hu.

Santa- Kyu ubal kar paida huyi thi?

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Apr
28
2015

How 2 kill a girl


How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Submitted By : ilyas bhatt
Place : chadura..
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
11
2015

Wife yesterday-night I saw a dream


Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Submitted By : Preeti
Place : gujarat
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Mar
14
2015

bechara pati


Ek ganv ki aurat apane pati se boli

patni : o g mhari bhi facebook pe id banai do ?


Pati : gawar aurt tu chala legi facbook ?


Patani : kai ho gayo,
Chala tum lijo me peeche bethi jaungi

Submitted By : kamlesh
Place : sonkachchh
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
2
2015

2


सुबह तो 2 जैकेट पहनो..

दोपहर में सब उतारो..

शाम को rain coat पहनो..

रात को कम्बल ओढ़ो..

साला.. समझ में नहीं आता कि मौसम है या fashion show..


Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
22 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Mar
1
2015
Profecer Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He


Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
22 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Mar
8
2015
If clowns are doing make up are they giving a


If clowns are doing make up, are they giving a challenge to all womens?

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes