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Jul
23
2015

Today Joke


Today Joke:

Aj To Sindh Ka Mosam Aisa He,
.
.
Jo Ghar Pohuncha Wo Sikandar, Or Jo Na Pohuncha Wo
Naale K Andar
"/( ',' )/''
//

Submitted By : raheembuledi
Place : larkana
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
25
2015
eDid You Know You take over 23000 breaths


eDid You Know? You take over 23,000 breaths everyday

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


May
30
2015

Ek Sales Manager tension mai


Ek Sales Manager tension mai
tha..
Distributor : Kya hua Sahab?
Manager : "6 months se tour pe hoon,
aur kal pata chala wife pregnant ho
gayi hai"
Distributor : Ab pta chalega, bina
order k maal aata hai to kaisa lagta
hai.

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
15
2015

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai


Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya haiā€¦

Submitted By : Atifazmeri
Place : Chhindwada
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
11
2015
Attention Whomsoever Ive ever irritated


Attention: Whomsoever I've ever irritated knowingly or by mistake. . ..
Whatever I've done in the past was just a trailer,
Baby! Watch out the future!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
21
2015

Nisargachi Haus


Nisargachi Haus
Ani Mumbai madhe paus





Kay he deva

Aaj pan Mausam mastana
.
.
.
Pn Girlfrnd nastana

Submitted By : Kiran Tarade
Place : Mumbai
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
1
2015

Girl- Mai bachpan se hi hot hu


Girl- Mai bachpan se hi hot hu.

Santa- Kyu ubal kar paida huyi thi?

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Apr
28
2015

How 2 kill a girl


How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Submitted By : ilyas bhatt
Place : chadura..
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes