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Sep
22
2015

Shaikh ne Machis ki teeli jalai


Shaikh ne Machis ki teeli jalai
Na jali

2sri jalai
Na jali

3sri teeli jalai
Wo jal gai

Shaikh ne jaldi se bujha di
Aur bola
"Ye kaam ki hy rakh leta hoon":-D

Submitted By : ladla
Place : Lahore
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
7
2015
Santa ka beta santa se bola-Agar aapko road pe


Santa ka beta santa se bola-Agar aapko road pe ek 10 rupiye or ek

5 rupiye ka note mila to aap kon sa uthaoge .

Santa-10 rupiye ka

Beta-isliye aap pe joke bante hai , dono nahi utha sakte

Submitted By : Devil
Place : Bengaluru
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
1
2015
Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badaye chalayoab murli


Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badaye chalayo..ab murli nai hai to sitti bajaye chalo...radha to gharwale doondhege hi tab tak gopiya paataye chalo.

Submitted By : Mit
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
23
2015

Today Joke


Today Joke:

Aj To Sindh Ka Mosam Aisa He,
.
.
Jo Ghar Pohuncha Wo Sikandar, Or Jo Na Pohuncha Wo
Naale K Andar
"/( ',' )/''
//

Submitted By : raheembuledi
Place : larkana
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
25
2015
eDid You Know You take over 23000 breaths


eDid You Know? You take over 23,000 breaths everyday

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


May
30
2015

Ek Sales Manager tension mai


Ek Sales Manager tension mai
tha..
Distributor : Kya hua Sahab?
Manager : "6 months se tour pe hoon,
aur kal pata chala wife pregnant ho
gayi hai"
Distributor : Ab pta chalega, bina
order k maal aata hai to kaisa lagta
hai.

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
15
2015

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai


Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya haiā€¦

Submitted By : Atifazmeri
Place : Chhindwada
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
11
2015
Attention Whomsoever Ive ever irritated


Attention: Whomsoever I've ever irritated knowingly or by mistake. . ..
Whatever I've done in the past was just a trailer,
Baby! Watch out the future!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes