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Nov
19
2015
A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted


A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
12
2015

Cow Cat both are sisters


Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho.
I’m telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mausi
Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.
No claps plz….I dnt like publicity..
Bas ab Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge…

Submitted By : Naman Mittal
Place : Kaithal
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
12
2015

In India everyone is expert about


In India, everyone is expert about
mobile problems. However, the most
common solution would be "Switch
off kar k on kar fir se

Submitted By : Naman Mittal
Place : Kaithal
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
5
2015

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एक बार बस के कंडक्टर ने एक बच्चे से पूछा- तुम हर रोज
दरवाजे के पास ही खड़े रहते हो तुम्हारा बाप
चौकीदार है क्या?
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बच्चा बहुत ही शरारती था।
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वो बोला- तुम हमेशा मुझसे पैसे मांगते रहते हो, तुम्हारा बाप
भिखारी है क्या?

Submitted By : Mukesh Solanki
Place : Jodhpur
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
8
2015

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संता - बेड मजबूत बनाना ,मेरे बेटे को बहु के साथ सोना है .
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मिस्त्री : चिंता मत कीजिये . ऐसा मजबूत बेड बनाऊगा ... सारा मोहल्ला भी बहु
के साथ सोयेगा तो भी बेड नही टूटेगा .
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Submitted By : rishabh rastogi
Place : Kanpur
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
22
2015

Shaikh ne Machis ki teeli jalai


Shaikh ne Machis ki teeli jalai
Na jali

2sri jalai
Na jali

3sri teeli jalai
Wo jal gai

Shaikh ne jaldi se bujha di
Aur bola
"Ye kaam ki hy rakh leta hoon":-D

Submitted By : ladla
Place : Lahore
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
7
2015
Santa ka beta santa se bola-Agar aapko road pe


Santa ka beta santa se bola-Agar aapko road pe ek 10 rupiye or ek

5 rupiye ka note mila to aap kon sa uthaoge .

Santa-10 rupiye ka

Beta-isliye aap pe joke bante hai , dono nahi utha sakte

Submitted By : Devil
Place : Bengaluru
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
1
2015
Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badaye chalayoab murli


Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badaye chalayo..ab murli nai hai to sitti bajaye chalo...radha to gharwale doondhege hi tab tak gopiya paataye chalo.

Submitted By : Mit
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes