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Jan
15
2016

Pappu Bench par Leta hua tha


Pappu Bench par Leta hua tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Pappu se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Pappu : No, I am Pappu Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Pappu Gusse se:
No, I am Pappu Singh !!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Pappu : Thapar mar k, Kamine tu Idher Leta hai , wahan tujhy itny log Dhundh Rahe hain

Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
2
2016

Attitude


#‎Attitude‬ तो बचपन से है
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जब पैदा हुआ तो
डेढ़ साल मैंने किसीसे बात नही की ।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Dec
25
2015

Court decide


Court ये decide नहीं कर सका कि सलमान खान ने दारु पी थी या नहीं...

इधर phone पर hello बोलते ही बीवी बता देती है कि आज कितने पैग लगाए हैं

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Nov
19
2015
A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted


A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
12
2015

Cow Cat both are sisters


Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho.
I’m telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mausi
Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.
No claps plz….I dnt like publicity..
Bas ab Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge…

Submitted By : Naman Mittal
Place : Kaithal
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
12
2015

In India everyone is expert about


In India, everyone is expert about
mobile problems. However, the most
common solution would be "Switch
off kar k on kar fir se

Submitted By : Naman Mittal
Place : Kaithal
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
5
2015

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एक बार बस के कंडक्टर ने एक बच्चे से पूछा- तुम हर रोज
दरवाजे के पास ही खड़े रहते हो तुम्हारा बाप
चौकीदार है क्या?
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बच्चा बहुत ही शरारती था।
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वो बोला- तुम हमेशा मुझसे पैसे मांगते रहते हो, तुम्हारा बाप
भिखारी है क्या?

Submitted By : Mukesh Solanki
Place : Jodhpur
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
8
2015

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संता - बेड मजबूत बनाना ,मेरे बेटे को बहु के साथ सोना है .
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मिस्त्री : चिंता मत कीजिये . ऐसा मजबूत बेड बनाऊगा ... सारा मोहल्ला भी बहु
के साथ सोयेगा तो भी बेड नही टूटेगा .
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Submitted By : rishabh rastogi
Place : Kanpur
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes