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Jul
27
2016
Sometimes things look so romantic in hindi like


Sometimes things look so romantic in hindi like:
Mein kho gaya hun tere pyar mein, ab tum b kho jao..
Now try in english:
Im lost in ur love, now u get lost :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki Achanak


Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:
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"Kya Haal Hai ??
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Aadmi: Ghabra Kar: "Theek Hu..
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Phir Awaz Aai: "Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
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Aadmi: "Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain..
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Phir Awaz Aai:" Main Aa Jaun ??
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Aadmi: Pareshan Ho Gya aur Jaldi Se Bola:
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"Nahi Nahi Main akela hi thik Hu..
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Phir Awaz Aai:
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"Acha Yaar Main Tumhein Baad Mein Call Karta Hu..
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai !!"

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI


JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI
Collection :---
1.Whatsapp par 2 KM lambey message bhejne waalon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi.
2. John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne walo
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
3. Har hafte Adobe update nikalne wale logon,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
4. Good Morning ko Guuddd morningggg..!!! likhne waalon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
5. Chilar ki Jagah , Eclairs dene waalo,
# Janta Maaf Nhi Karegi
6. Har Movie Se Pehle Gutka Mukesh ki Ad Dikhane Waalo,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
7. Ladko Ki Reply Par Hmmm.. Likhne Wali Ladkiyan,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
8. "I LOVE YOU but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
9. Har hafte Set Max par Sooryavansham dikhane walo,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
10. Sunny Leone ko sari pehnane walon..
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya


Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya .
Great lines said by -
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Sagar's father :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Apr
2
2016

Funny jokes


Exam was going on in a hall........Everyone was finding the questions tough...Supervising teacher was strict nd was roaming throughout the hall.......No one could copy......sardar wrote something on a paper nd gave it 2 d teacher.....D teacher sat on d chair in 1 corner nd did not get up.....Everyone copied comfortably

Submitted By : princess
Place : hyderabad
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
15
2016

Pappu Bench par Leta hua tha


Pappu Bench par Leta hua tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Pappu se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Pappu : No, I am Pappu Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Pappu Gusse se:
No, I am Pappu Singh !!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Pappu : Thapar mar k, Kamine tu Idher Leta hai , wahan tujhy itny log Dhundh Rahe hain

Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
2
2016

Attitude


#‎Attitude‬ तो बचपन से है
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जब पैदा हुआ तो
डेढ़ साल मैंने किसीसे बात नही की ।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Dec
25
2015

Court decide


Court ये decide नहीं कर सका कि सलमान खान ने दारु पी थी या नहीं...

इधर phone पर hello बोलते ही बीवी बता देती है कि आज कितने पैग लगाए हैं

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes