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Jun
15
2014

Jivan Me 3 Baatain Kisi Ko Nahi Batani


Jivan Me 3 Baatain Kisi Ko Nahi Batani.....







































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1)
2)
3)
Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani..

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
65 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Jun
14
2014

doctor to an engineering student


doctor to an engineering student:
Beta,Tumhari 1kidni FAIL he...
Pahle to wo bahoot rota he,fir ankhe pochte huwe bolta he,
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RECHECKING me nikal

Submitted By : Swapnali Mali..
Place : PUNE
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
5
2014
Which State in India has highest English


Which State in India has highest English speaking population?

Answer :
Before 8 pm. -- Kerala
After 8 pm ---- Gujarat

For communication skills,
U don't need any classes.... Only glasses

Submitted By : Ajay Patel
Place : Khedbrahma
11 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
25
2014

Bapu Jyotish pase Kundli batava gya


Bapu Jyotish pase Kundli batava gya.
Jyotish: Tamaru name Raghubha ?
Bapu: Ji Maraj,
Jyotish: Tamne 2 dikri, 1 Kuvar 6e ?
Bapu: Ji,
Jyotish:Baa ni umar 42 6e ?
Bapu:Ji,
Jyotish:Tame 2 di pahela 10 kg Ghau lidha ?
Bapu: Wah Maharaj tame to antryami 6o
Jyotish:Fari aavo tyare Kundli lavjo,
Aa Ration Card 6e

Submitted By : Ajay Patel
Place : Khedbrahma
13 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


May
15
2014
Love is a form of AMNESIA when a girl forgets


Love is a form of AMNESIA when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.

Submitted By : Chupps
Place : Banglore
15 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


May
11
2014
Girl Aap Ka Mobile Bohat AchaHe Kitney ka Liya


Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bohat AchaHe Kitney ka Liya ?Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta He.Girl: Wow,, Race Me Kitne Log The?..........Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
20 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   49 Votes


May
9
2014

Gusse ka aana mard hone ki


Gusse ka aana "mard" hone ki
nishani hai,

magar....
gusse ko pee jana

"married" hone ki
nishani hai!!!
???

Submitted By : shubhadeep shetty
Place : Mumbai
26 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


May
8
2014

Height of Confidence


Height of Confidence :
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Son : school nai jaunga !
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Mom - kyu ?
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Son : job karunga.
.
Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job
karega nalayak !!
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Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution
padhaunga
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Always be confident

Submitted By : shubhadeep shetty
Place : Mumbai
30 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes