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Jun
21
2014

Waqt ki kadar us aadmi se pucho


Waqt ki kadar us aadmi se pucho
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Jo batthroom ke bahar khada ho or use loose motion ho
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or andaar wale ko kabz..

Submitted By : Harmeet Singh
Place : Delhi
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
21
2014
You can be a proud Muslim Sikh Christian But if


You can be a proud Muslim, Sikh, Christian. But if you are a proud Hindu, then you are a nothing but communal.
Incredible India!

Submitted By : Kaushal patel
Place : himmatnagar
13 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
16
2014

Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt


Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt,
aur kisi ko miss call marte waqt,
bus ek hi dar rehta hai..?
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Koi utha na le.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
17 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jun
15
2014

Jivan Me 3 Baatain Kisi Ko Nahi Batani


Jivan Me 3 Baatain Kisi Ko Nahi Batani.....







































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Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani..

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
65 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Jun
14
2014

doctor to an engineering student


doctor to an engineering student:
Beta,Tumhari 1kidni FAIL he...
Pahle to wo bahoot rota he,fir ankhe pochte huwe bolta he,
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RECHECKING me nikal

Submitted By : Swapnali Mali..
Place : PUNE
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
5
2014
Which State in India has highest English


Which State in India has highest English speaking population?

Answer :
Before 8 pm. -- Kerala
After 8 pm ---- Gujarat

For communication skills,
U don't need any classes.... Only glasses

Submitted By : Ajay Patel
Place : Khedbrahma
11 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
25
2014

Bapu Jyotish pase Kundli batava gya


Bapu Jyotish pase Kundli batava gya.
Jyotish: Tamaru name Raghubha ?
Bapu: Ji Maraj,
Jyotish: Tamne 2 dikri, 1 Kuvar 6e ?
Bapu: Ji,
Jyotish:Baa ni umar 42 6e ?
Bapu:Ji,
Jyotish:Tame 2 di pahela 10 kg Ghau lidha ?
Bapu: Wah Maharaj tame to antryami 6o
Jyotish:Fari aavo tyare Kundli lavjo,
Aa Ration Card 6e

Submitted By : Ajay Patel
Place : Khedbrahma
13 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


May
15
2014
Love is a form of AMNESIA when a girl forgets


Love is a form of AMNESIA when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.

Submitted By : Chupps
Place : Banglore
15 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes