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Jul
1
2014

This is ultimate


This is ultimate

Mukesh Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta

Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi.... Bech di

Submitted By : malay
Place : mumbai
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
25
2014
In London a customer askedDo you have Sarso Da


In London, a customer asked,"Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?"

The shopkeeper says "are you a "Sardar"?

The guy, clearly offended, says,"Yes I am...But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or
if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or
if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or
if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or
if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sardar?"

The shopkeeper replied,
Because, you are in a "wine shop"..

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jun
11
2014

Santa mujhe keel aur hatouda dedo


Santa mujhe keel aur hatouda dedo

dukandar -kyu
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santa computer me window lagani hai

Submitted By : gaurav
Place : dehradun
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
9
2014

Santa Ek Baarat Me Gya


Santa Ek Baarat Me Gya
Waha Use Baar Baar Paani
Parosa Ja Rhatha
Preshan Hokr Santa Chillaya:
Gale Me Paani
Fas Gya H, Thode "Rasgule Do"

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
22
2014

Teacher 5 - 5 how much


Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet?..
Teacher tries again: agar tere paas 5 bhaturey hai aur main tere 5 bhaturey le lu, tere paas kya bachega?


Santa: Chholle....??

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
13
2014
Santa- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Kon Banata hai


Santa- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Kon Banata hai?
Banta-Aasmaan me Bhagwan Banata hai.
Santa- O Tere Ki..
Mai To Darzi ko De Aaya..."
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
24 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


May
9
2014

SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz


SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK Hai... :-P
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
9
2014

Ultimate Hit


Ultimate Hit!!

Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola.


"Vidhwa Aurat"

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes