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Sep
8
2014
Santa To Banta- Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta Hai


Santa To Banta- Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta Hai
Banta- Jo Besan Or Pakode Ka Hai
Santa-wo Kese
Banta-qki Jab Besan Santa Hai
Tabhi To Pakoda Banta Ha.
Amit Kumar Phojdar?

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
14
2014

Ek dum latest


Ek dum latest....

Teacher: Translate to English - Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?

Santa thinking
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Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
6
2014

Desh ke acche Nagrik


Santa to Banta
Desh ke acche nagrik kaun hai

Banta : Baniye

Santa : How?

Banta : Abe Jhatu har jagah likha hota hai , Desh ke acche Nagrik Baniye

Submitted By : Ali
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
21
2014

Santa Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho


Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho!
Girl: Mere dad Chinese the.
Santa: Wo kaha hai!
Girl: Mar gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
21
2014

Daku bank lutne gaye


Daku bank lutne gaye..
gun ghar me hi bhul gaye
fir bhi bank lut lia

kaise?

bank manager santa tha, bola:
koi baat nai i trust u,
gun muje kal dikha dena.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
21
2014

Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi


Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.

ki

Use yaad aaya..
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya..!!

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
21
2014

Santa to Banta


Santa to Banta:
Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki
aaj extra class hogi kya karu!

Santa: ?Message sending fail?
likh ke bhej de.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
11
2014

1 sardar ki Murgi Beemar hui


1 sardar ki Murgi Beemar hui.

Dost:
Tum is ka Sadqa kar do.







Phr wohi hua jo Hona tha..











Sardar ne
Murghi k liye
1 BAKRA sadqa kr diya...;) :...

Submitted By : Saqib
Place : Pakistan
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes