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Sep
18
2014
Santa- dekh woh teri hone wali bhabhi hai


Santa- dekh woh teri hone wali bhabhi hai.

Banta-kaun woh hare suit wali.

Santa- ha. par yaar uske ghar ghusna hai. koi bahaana toh dhoondh.

Banta chutki marte huye bola- harpic ki botal aur ek bada sa camera la. phhir dekh kaise smile karke ander ghusaati hai.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
18
2014
Santa- yaar banta aaj mai ek nayi fairness cream


Santa- yaar banta aaj mai ek nayi fairness cream laya hu?

Banta- par kisi liye??

Santa- kal meri biwi kehti tum jal jal ke koyle ban rahe ho?

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Sep
8
2014

Banta Pareshan lag rahe ho


Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Submitted By : rahul chhachhiya
Place : julana
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
8
2014

Santa


Santa,
Road Ki Zebra Crossing Par Bar Bar Uchalta Raha,
What He Thinks??
Guess
Yaar Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
8
2014
Teacher To Santa Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya


Teacher To Santa : Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya?
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Deadly Answer Given By
Santa : Sir Kyuki Hum To Hostel Me Rahte Hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
8
2014

2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile


2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai
Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ?
Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai
Aur Teri?
Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
8
2014

Santa-bhiga Sa Lagta H Alam Mujhe


Santa-bhiga Sa Lagta H Alam Mujhe
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Bhigi Si Lagti H Subah Mujhe
Bhiga Lag Raha H Sara Jaha Mujhe
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Banta-uth Sale,
Bistar Pr Susu Kr Dia H Tune.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
8
2014

While Walking In The Highlands


While Walking In The Highlands
Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Banta: R U Ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did U Break Anything?
Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes