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Nov
8
2014

14 4


नर्स परेशान होते हुए डॉक्टर से बोली: सर, मैंने 14 नंबर वाले मरीज़ (संता) का ब्लड प्रेशर 4 बार चेक किया है, हर बार बढ़ा ही मिला है।

डॉक्टर कुछ सोचते हुए बोला: इस बार चेक करो तो अपनी शर्ट के ऊपर के बटन बंद करके चेक करना।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
22 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Oct
29
2014

5


पप्पू ने ब्लेड से अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड का नाम हाथ पर लिखा और 5 मिनट बाद ज़ोर ज़ोर से रोने लगा!

बंटी: क्यों रो रहे हो?

पप्पू: बहनचोद, लाडो की जगह लोड़ा लिखा गया!

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
22 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Oct
25
2014
Santa goes in a chinese restaurent and eats the


Santa goes in a chinese restaurent and eats the most wanted non veg.

after eating that


santa- very yummy pak!pak!pak.


witer- this is not pak! pak!, this is bow! bow!.


santa shocked witer roocked.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
6
2014
santa- oye tere saali behosh kyu ho gaye


santa- oye tere saali behosh kyu ho gaye?

banta- yaar joote churayi ki rasam ho rahi thi. mera joota soongh kar behosh ho gaye. shukra hai.....

santa- kya shukra hai

banta- kacche churane ki rasam nahi huyi thi warna sab coma mein hote.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
2
2014
Doc I dont understand whats going on with me Its


"Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me. It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee."

The doctor thinks about it for a while and then urges the man to continue. So, the man continues, "And sometimes I feel like a wigwam."

To which the doctor says, "I wouldn't worry about it, Fred, you're just two tents." (Too tense, get it? :-) )

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
13 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
25
2014
Santa- agar mujh par koi film banti tohtitle kya


Santa- agar mujh par koi film banti toh,title kya hota?

wife- ek tha joker.


santa shocks,wife rocks.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
7 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
21
2014
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha


Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Submitted By : sandhya
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
20
2014

Pappu ne radio station pe call ki


Pappu ne radio station pe call ki
Aur pucha kya aap 98.7 red FM se bol rhe hain
RJ.. Ji haan
Pappu" kya meri aawaz pura
Saher sun rha hai...
RJ" ji haan..
Pappu"..yaani ghar mein meri
Behen Jo radio sun rhi hai us tak bhi meri aawaz pahoch rahi hai..
RJ"(gusse mein)...haan be haan
Pappu "Hello"pinki agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai to motor chala de ..
Mein upar toilet mein baitha hoon aur pani khatam ho gya
Aur tera phone switch off hai

Submitted By : junaid
Place : balasinor
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes