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Mar
1
2015
Pappu Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua


Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
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Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
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Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
23 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Feb
24
2015
Santa banta se kisi cheez ka lamba sa naam batao


Santa (banta se), "kisi cheez ka lamba sa naam batao ?"
banta, "rabad"
santa, " yeh toh bahaut chhota sa hai.
banta lekin is se kheech kar jitna chahe lamba kar sakte ho.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
18
2015

Banta- Itna Pareshaan Kyu Hai


Banta- Itna Pareshaan Kyu Hai ?
Santa- Yaar Meri Wife Mujse Har Ek Pappi Ke
Rs. 20 Lwti Hai Unsure Emoticon
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Banta - Tu Toh Fir Bhi Lucky Hai.
Hum Sab Se Toh 50 Leti Hai Colonthree Emoticon.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
5
2015
Santa 14th fabruary ko kya hai Banta tere pas


Santa: 14th fabruary ko kya hai ?Banta: tere pas biwi ya girlfriend hai ?Santa: nahi banta: to fir hanuman jyanti ha

Submitted By : Sonu
Place : s.p
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jan
10
2015

Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha


Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq Hai?”

Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola: “Dekho Madam, News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke Le Ja Sakte Hai, Magar Radio Mein Nahi Le Ja Sakte“

Submitted By : vilash
Place : surat
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
5
2014

santa-I lost rs1000 in a bet


santa-I lost rs.1000 in a bet
banta- how
santa-on cricket match, i bet rs.500 and lost.
banta where did the rest go?
santa-I bet on the highlight too.

Submitted By : Nafi
Place : Anantnag, Kashmir
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
5
2014
Santa found cigarette in daughters room Ohh God


Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai”

Submitted By : Nafi
Place : Anantnag, Kashmir
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
27
2014

USA


संता USA मे था.
1 बिल्डिग मे आग लग गयी.
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संता Fire Brigade से- तुम लोगो को नीचे फेकोँ । मैँ
कैच करुंगा .
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पहले एक लडका आया । फिर एक लडकी । फिर
आदमी । फिर औरत .
संता ने सबको पकड लिया ।.
फिर
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1 निग्रो (black person) आया तो
संता ने छोड दिया और
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बोला:
अबे सालो । जो जल गये है वो तो मत फेको ।!!

Submitted By : coolanjali
Place : bhopal
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes